LA_MERC_Wetzny
March 12th, 2007, 03:21 PM
Ok quick report from the Big 12 Championship.
Oklahoma City rocks… Cool town lots of hotties walking around the Bricktown area, nice bars and good restaurants. Everything was in walking distance from the Hyatt and many other nice hotels, and the Ford Center where the games were held.
Worst Cheerleaders, unbelievably it was Baylor. One chick was so skinny; that I started a Snapalope cheer every time she got on the court. She was so skinny and white; she’d have to gain 20lbs to be considered anorexic. Baylor did have one or two hot dance team chicks, but the cheerleaders all looked like they arrived on a short, yellow bus.
Hottest Cheerleaders, I have to go with Oklahoma State ‘s. As much as it pains me too say it they were head and shoulders above the rest. Blondes, Brunettes and Redheads littered the floor and nary a one of them was ugly. They were so hot; I was chanting “Flesh Pile!” Alas none was to be seen.
Famous people I shook hands with: Eddie Sutton (looking tan, fit and sober) Danny Ainge (GM Boston Celtics) The key to meeting famous people is act like you’ve done it before. If you start blubbering “Aren’t you (insert name here)… man what an honor too meet you, you know back in the day….” That’s the fastest way to some pepper spray in the grill or a fat lip from the hyperactive security guard.
Political Correctness is ruining the world of sports; once again not one drop of alcohol was available for purchase at the venue. Could you imagine what my voice would sound like if I’d been able to be modestly over-served?
Kevin Durant is a special talent, if haven’t seen that dude play please do he’s the real deal.
Oklahoma City rocks… Cool town lots of hotties walking around the Bricktown area, nice bars and good restaurants. Everything was in walking distance from the Hyatt and many other nice hotels, and the Ford Center where the games were held.
Worst Cheerleaders, unbelievably it was Baylor. One chick was so skinny; that I started a Snapalope cheer every time she got on the court. She was so skinny and white; she’d have to gain 20lbs to be considered anorexic. Baylor did have one or two hot dance team chicks, but the cheerleaders all looked like they arrived on a short, yellow bus.
Hottest Cheerleaders, I have to go with Oklahoma State ‘s. As much as it pains me too say it they were head and shoulders above the rest. Blondes, Brunettes and Redheads littered the floor and nary a one of them was ugly. They were so hot; I was chanting “Flesh Pile!” Alas none was to be seen.
Famous people I shook hands with: Eddie Sutton (looking tan, fit and sober) Danny Ainge (GM Boston Celtics) The key to meeting famous people is act like you’ve done it before. If you start blubbering “Aren’t you (insert name here)… man what an honor too meet you, you know back in the day….” That’s the fastest way to some pepper spray in the grill or a fat lip from the hyperactive security guard.
Political Correctness is ruining the world of sports; once again not one drop of alcohol was available for purchase at the venue. Could you imagine what my voice would sound like if I’d been able to be modestly over-served?
Kevin Durant is a special talent, if haven’t seen that dude play please do he’s the real deal.