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LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 10th, 2007, 07:15 AM
LIFE IN THE 1500'S

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s:

These are interesting...

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water..

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying . It's raining cats and dogs.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start sliding outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the sayin g a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old..

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat..

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the drinkers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a ...dead ringer..

And that's the truth...Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !

Big_ch33se
March 10th, 2007, 08:22 AM
If all that is true then you my dear must win the award for "Most Educational Post" ever in the history of these forums. That was some cool sh1te. I will be the l337 one at the water cooler come monday :)

LA_MERC_YellowDog
March 10th, 2007, 08:32 AM
Well... I hate the be the one to burst this bubble.. But a lot of the things stated here are urban legends and not enitirely true... But still some funny stories.

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 10th, 2007, 08:45 AM
LOL Well..... My Aunt sent this to me in email and I thought it was cute and funny so I thought well I love posting off the wall stuff here (makes good threads that way sometimes) BUT I would have LOVED to have got the "MOST EDUCATIONAL POST" Award. But now my one chance has passed me by and I'll never get an LaMerc post award!!!

*DL walks away crying*


















lol

LA_MERC_YellowDog
March 10th, 2007, 10:09 AM
LOL Well..... My Aunt sent this to me in email and I thought it was cute and funny so I thought well I love posting off the wall stuff here (makes good threads that way sometimes) BUT I would have LOVED to have got the "MOST EDUCATIONAL POST" Award. But now my one chance has passed me by and I'll never get an LaMerc post award!!!

*DL walks away crying*

lol


Im sorry. D/L.. I didnt mean to make you cry.... Or well maybe I was, but still... Im sorry.. :(

Will you ever forgive me :flowers

Chi_Townz
March 10th, 2007, 10:28 AM
damn it Dog.. your so mean!:stick

Here DL, this will make it all better. And don't listen to him
8448

Actually, if you think about it, some of that stuff makes sense. and probably "rings" true, take for instance the bell one, Ive heard this before, but then again, considering the source....crazy grandma..LOL

Still a good post GJ DL!

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 10th, 2007, 12:52 PM
LOL...Aww I guess I can forgive a cute little yellowdog like you "remembering the movie old yeller" "we all know how that one end up" LOL haha... J/king thats so sweet and I forgive you!!!


Chi thats so sweet I just mite have to find a way to have that put under my name!!! thank you!!!!

Yeah it was pretty good. I knew when I saw it that I just had to post it in the forums!!!


DL Smiling now...

LA_MERC_YellowDog
March 10th, 2007, 06:51 PM
LOL...Aww I guess I can forgive a cute little yellowdog like you "remembering the movie old yeller" "we all know how that one end up" LOL haha...


Ohhhhhhh... Nice come back Girl :) I didnt know you had it in ya.. LOL

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 10th, 2007, 06:54 PM
HAHAHA LOL.. Thank you.... I try!!! :heart3

Big_ch33se
March 10th, 2007, 07:22 PM
Well even if some of it was crap, it was still an entertaining post. lol.

Rollout
March 11th, 2007, 11:42 AM
Just ignore us meatheads DL, we are of coarse just typical men :)

Keep posting we love it!!!!! I still haven't stopped laughing about the wax!!!! Too Funny!!!!

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 11th, 2007, 12:21 PM
LOL I've been knowing these guys for a while now. We all know how it works around here! The girls have the higher power! Thats why I love it here we girl rule and we win every time... OOps did I say that out loud...

Yeah the hotwax was a good one...


**HUGS**

Big_ch33se
March 11th, 2007, 08:39 PM
Yeah, girls win...... till we hand them a wax hair removal kit. Then they all end up stuck to the tub!

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 11th, 2007, 09:12 PM
']Yeah, girls win...... till we hand them a wax hair removal kit. Then they all end up stuck to the tub!


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

LA_MERC_YellowDog
March 12th, 2007, 07:17 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


Actualy,,, you would be PYAO "Peeling Your A$$ Off"

Chi_Townz
March 12th, 2007, 07:29 PM
Ohhhhhhh... Nice come back Girl :) I didnt know you had it in ya.. LOL
Give it up Dog:stick :stick

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 12th, 2007, 07:53 PM
"PYAO"

LOL... Yeah but my ":moon1: " would be the smoothest ":moon1: " around...

I just :heart2 you guys

Big_ch33se
March 12th, 2007, 10:38 PM
LMAO!!

Chi_Townz
March 13th, 2007, 05:35 AM
HAHAHAHAHA

Now I, didnt know you had it in ya...LOL

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 13th, 2007, 06:00 AM
LOL hehehe... Thank you...

I'm going to have to make Dragon read this thread when he gets home... and my hotwax one...

Big_ch33se
March 13th, 2007, 04:46 PM
Wow, I am speechless. All I see in front of me now is :moon1:

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 13th, 2007, 05:07 PM
:emb :doh ooops

Chi_Townz
March 13th, 2007, 06:24 PM
Well, its a good thing i live in Chicago then.. Too bad YD is going out of town, it might have been fun to see Mr Dragon get all....sexy... on him...LOL

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 13th, 2007, 07:03 PM
lolol


Yeah Dragon brings the sexy back!!! Oh I can't wait till tomorrow!! Thats when he comes home!!! Woo Hoo....

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