Happy Birthday Bacowrath....

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Happy Birthday! :birthday

hey Diesel ...now spend 5 bucks and get this dude a really nice lap dance!

[LA_MERC_goose]

:birthday Bacon-bits.

[LA_MERC_johncst]

:birthday :birthday :birthday :birthday :birthday :birthday :birthday :birthday
baco

[LA_MERC_sLingbLade]

w00t..HBD mano!

[LA_MERC_Drifter]

Happy Birthday!!

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

HBD buddy.

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

Bah I wouldn't charge him for the lap dance.. I will do it for free since it is his burfday

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Happy b-day!

[Big_ch33se]

Happy B-Day Baconwrap!!!!!

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

ITS BACON!!!!!

Pss... "Dogs dont know its not Bacon"

[Rollout]

I'll pitch in for a couple of lap dances as long as I'm there to participate

[Chi_Townz]

HB Baco!

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

I think I read something about a Power cord and lap dancing.......Sorry about your birthday present from Andy. We haven't seen the last power cord victim in a long while. HBD do0d.

[LA_MERC_Spark]

HBD big daddy

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

:birthday You men and your lap dances... You don't know where that crack has been!!!! Thats nasty guys.... Just like stripers you think they clean those polls after every girl uses them???? NO you don't see people going out there to clean them... Thats nasty you got lord knows what that girl has up on that poll and then another one comes out and hops on the poll well I can't say it?... Just something to think about guys.... LOL

Oh have fun with the lap dance! :birthday

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Man I thought my info on lap dances and stripers would have went over better then that.. LOL...

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

OK.. OK.. since no one chimed in on that one.. Heres my take on it...


Its sounds to me like you have a real bad case of Pole Envy.. But there is a soulution to this problem... Call Dragon before he comes home from the off shore Oil Rig and ask him to bring you home one of those stainless steal drilling rig poles.... Then just set it up in the den/ kitchen/ Bedroom, or wherever you prefer to put on a show.. then dance on it till your little hearts content.. There is also an extra bonus for getting your own dancing pole... Dragon will "LOVE YOU LONG TIME" For all the many hours of enjoyment that you will both get out of this "Dancing Pole"...

You will thank me later :)

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

LMAO!!!!! OMG we talked about this...
When we moved into our new house we talked about getting a striper pole because the bed room was so big as a joke. But hey at lest only my stuff will end up on the pol and not 10 other girls. Dragon loves me long time anyway! He better anyway..

LOL YD

[SweetGirL]

now spend 5 bucks and get this dude a really nice lap dance!

$350 @ Scores (*cough* from what I hear *cough*) lol

Thank God for such sound reasoning, DragonLady! Set these boys straight! You're the only sane one around here, lady! lol

Happy belated Birthday to ya, Baco!

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

LOL..Sweetgirl we girls rock the house around here. I'm glad you got my back on this one. Those boys don't think that there are coodies of all kinds on those things. LOL

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

350 for a lap dance wholy snikes. Does that come with a happy ending. I'm glad prices weren't that crazy my last blow out. In New Orleans Lap dances were 20 dollars for 3 minutes of good fun. No pole involved other than mine. hehehehehe.

[SweetGirL]

Does that come with a happy ending.

Yeah, the happy ending where the wife finds out the credit card was utilized on such debauchery. lmao http://www.myspacesmilies.com/smilies/mad0015.gif

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Thank God for such sound reasoning, DragonLady! Set these boys straight! You're the only sane one around here, lady! lol


Yea... just remember your includeded in this "Around Here" Too..LOL :stick