4 parachutes

[LA_MERC_sexy_dragon]

An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board,
but only 4 parachutes -
The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
basketball player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford
to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former
U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president.
And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's
people don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped
out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said I am a US Senator, the
democratic party needs me and my liver still has some good
years left. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10
year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years
left, and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have
the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.
America 's smartest woman took my school bag."

[LA_MERC_goose]

Sad part is, she'd be the one to survive the fall.

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

Sad part is, she'd be the one to survive the fall.


LOL! And she'd look the same afterwards.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

LOL! And she'd look the same afterwards.

LMFAO!!! the hits just keep rolling :)

[Big_ch33se]

Stole the words right outta my mouth. That does about some up how smart she is though.... Doh!