loving wife

[LA_MERC_sexy_dragon]

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX









P.S . Your girlfriend called.

[LA_MERC_goose]

Two words, 'AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SH!T!!!!!!!!'

[LA_MERC_Heater]

Omg that is funny...

[Big_ch33se]

LMAO. That is some funny stuff. The post script sets it up nicely.

[Chi_Townz]

Nice one LAMERC SG!

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

hahaha Looks like something I would do....

You don't have a girl friend do you dragon? Oh yeah I forgot the computer...

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

hahaha Looks like something I would do....

You don't have a girl friend do you dragon? Oh yeah I forgot the computer...

LMFAO, my wife tells me that the day they make the computer able to cook and give BJ's she's out of a job. I told her, non sense honey, it would have to be able to clean the house too. I woke up 3 days later and realized my error.

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

hahahahaha OMG....

[Rollout]

You woke up were three days later, freezing out in the dog house!!! No wonder we didn't see you on BF this weekend:)