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LA_MERC_LaTech
February 7th, 2007, 04:15 PM
A very old man lay dying in his bed.

In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.

There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table was literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven?

Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table.

The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral!!!"

Chi_Townz
February 7th, 2007, 05:56 PM
ah hahahahahha

LA_MERC_Nutria
February 7th, 2007, 06:00 PM
Doh

LA_MERC_th33_r00k
February 8th, 2007, 02:41 AM
Cack punched by his wife one last time. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LA_MERC_YellowDog
February 8th, 2007, 05:06 AM
DAmmmm.... now thats just crule...

LA_MERC_LaTech
February 8th, 2007, 06:41 AM
Ok, so I sent this to someone at work who was goign to send it to her boyfriend, but then realized that his dad IS about to die...and realized that it might be in bad taste...hehe

LA_MERC_YellowDog
February 8th, 2007, 05:46 PM
that would have been a clasic Homer Simpson...


DOH!!!!! :)

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