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LA_MERC_Nutria
February 5th, 2007, 06:53 AM
How To Clean Your Toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
February 5th, 2007, 07:03 AM
LMAO.... cute

LA_MERC_Dirge
February 5th, 2007, 07:05 AM
Can we just flush the cat down the drain after hes finished?

LA_MERC_YellowDog
February 5th, 2007, 04:24 PM
IF hes small enough,,, LMAO!!!

LA_MERC_goose
February 5th, 2007, 04:42 PM
Be careful, cat's can vomit 3 times their body weight when dizzy.

LA_MERC_M@lACHi
February 5th, 2007, 05:31 PM
Hhhmmmm.... /me runs off to find the neighbors cat.

LA_MERC_Heater
February 5th, 2007, 10:25 PM
lol

LA_MERC_th33_r00k
February 5th, 2007, 11:22 PM
Didn't work here.......maybe Tech will have better luck.

Chi_Townz
February 6th, 2007, 06:08 AM
Hhhmmmm.... /me runs off to find the neighbors cat.


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