omfg

[Big_ch33se]

The carnage that was a night out in the quarter is over... now on to hang overs and lost memories. Hope everyone made it out ok. I got spark home in 1 piece, mostly. Goose looked like he needed a medic when we left and Yankee was on his way to oblivion. My head hurts now and I am super hungry so I will go kill a horse and eat it now.

La merc drinkin parties FTW!!!!!!!!!!
:drunk3 :drunk1 :stpat3

[LA_MERC_Spark]

La merc drinkin parties FTW!!!!!!!!!!
:drunk3 :drunk1 :stpat3

I resemble that remark...

edit: GOOSE! or someone.... change ALAN_1 to Big_ch33se please!

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

GodDAMMIT PICTURES!! Any of you BooNs got a camera phone! Geez-us help a suffering brother out!

[LA_MERC_Spark]

I screwed up and for got my cam at the pad :(

[LA_MERC_goose]

You know, I was fine until you guys finally let me eat - after that it was down hill. Yes, I know I hollared 'I NEED A MEDIC OVER HERE!!!!' at least a hundred times - if it wasn't for that hook in the wall where I was standing I would have fallen on my face for sure. I kept hooking it into my belt.

OMG! IT HURTS TO MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big_ch33se]

lmao, you shoulda seen sparkolicious tryin to walk to the car. I was gettin sea sick watchin him walk.

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Ok sounds like a tremendous time had by all, one thing is concerning me. Who's got the Conda? Surely he's not checked himself into a Casino or worse!

Conda Check!...

[LA_MERC_Spark]

LMAO! I'm sure Yankee saved him.. :D

[Rollout]

Conda made it back to work Monday, only to miss 2 days from a mysterious ailment. His story to his boss was food poisoning, I'm thinking alcohol poisoning is more on target:)

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Yes and he ate a bad "taco".... Hmmmm Cheeesy gooood....

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Mixed emotions here lmao! I'm sorry I missed the fun, but damn its nice to sit back and enjoy my coffee without a headache.

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yeah, Yankee had Conda last I checked. We tried to go to the bar that turns but they saw us coming and closed the doors.

OH! As we were walking last night from the Meow we ran across 4 ladies walking toward us and for what ever reason we started laughing and one lady asked, "What's so funny?" then another say something about me puking on my shirt .... oh, it is his shirt!" OMFG! I about died right there! I had on a Browning breakup camo shooters shirt - camo half sleves and shooting patch on the shoulder. I will retire the shirt to the shooting range only after that.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

OH! As we were walking last night from the Meow we ran across 4 ladies walking toward us and for what ever reason we started laughing and one lady asked, "What's so funny?" then another say something about me puking on my shirt .... oh, it is his shirt!" OMFG! I about died right there! I had on a Browning breakup camo shooters shirt - camo half sleves and shooting patch on the shoulder. I will retire the shirt to the shooting range only after that.


OMG... Now please tell me You, Conda, or someone came up with a reply to that one.. LMAO!!

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

No, She was too hot to reply to. Andy had a lucky dog sticking halfway out his mouth and the rest of us were laughing too hard to even think about saying anything.

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

No, She was too hot to reply to. Andy had a lucky dog sticking halfway out his mouth and the rest of us were laughing too hard to even think about saying anything.

What (do I dare ask) is a lucky dog?

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

bump

[LA_MERC_Spark]

lucky dog = Mysterious meat product shaped like a hot dog. Usually serverd on a bun. The standard size is 1'.

[LA_MERC_goose]

And it didn't look good before so I wasn't about to try to see what it looked like the second time around.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

LMFAO, I have not a clue as to what you guys are talking about. Number one I don't remeber eating a lucky dog and two I don't remeber us laughing at hot babes get onto goose about his shirt. I probably didn't have a reply becasue I wasn't conscious. Sure it apeared I was awake and coherent cause I was walking on my own power, but believe me it was all auto pilot. I seriously do not remeber leaving Cats Meow. The last hot babe I remeber was the one on the second floor of Cats when i came in from teh balcony she grabbed me and planted a big wet kiss on me and sadi something about her last night, I don't recall what or why. Any way. Reed did find a camera so there are pictures. it may be a while since his last check on the forums he had 5300 un read posts and something like 300 new threads. LMFAO. But you won't hear me say anything becasue the man did get me home in one piece. Thanks Reed. I needed backup and got it.

[Rollout]

Oooopppssss my bad, I understand I got the wrong "we got ALL F..... Up in New Orleans this weekend stories confused.

You know if you all didn't get so hammered so often the rest of us might be able to keep up:) But PLEASE keep the stories coming, did Spark have anymore FAT CHICK IN ASS moments???

[LA_MERC_Spark]

Spark have anymore FAT CHICK IN ASS moments???

Now you see... WTF does that mean? lol! Let me say this now. I have NEVER had nor will I ever HAVE a fat chick in my arse!!! Hell the real story that isn't getting ANY press is Drax getting TOTALLY biotched by his lil girl friend. She put teh smack down on him... finger in the face and all! lol!

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Tell MORE!! Was this PRE blowing chunks or post SPEW??

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

Draxilla on a leash. LOL. Sweets will have fun with this one. Keep the stories coming for sure.

[LA_MERC_Drax]

Wait wait wait, i dun remember none of that, all i did was keep her on a beer supply and she stayed out of my hair. And while you lightweights left cats at 1:30, i left at 3:30, but i only remember that cause of the stories the next morning. I didn't spew until i got back to the hotel, soon as i laid down, it came up.

[LA_MERC_Spark]

Hey Andy.... you smell that? :dung

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Hey Andy.... you smell that? :dung

Something stinks but I'll be damed if I knew what it was. I could have fell face first into a pile of turd and I probably wouldn't have even cracked a smile. Andy was tore up.

But I do remember her getting on to him. BUT, props to Justin he never missed a step. Brushed the finger aside and bought all his boys another round of shots. He be OKEy DOBEY in my book.

[LA_MERC_goose]

HELL YEAH! Thanks for the grey goose Drax - it was rather good.

[Big_ch33se]

LMAO, you can only know the lucky dog by experiencing it....... :nana

[SweetGirL]

WTH?! Fat Chicks?! SPARK!!! *tsk tsk tsk* You musta been drunk as hell, babe!

Draxilla --- lmao!! You get the smack down by the ole lady, huh? bahahaha! Poor baby. I'm glad someone's got you whipped though!

Why, when did you boys get together?! Goose, YOU were in NO?! Work? I guess I missed the story on this shin dig you guys held. I'd love to see pics!!

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yeah, it was 'work related'

I have been assured those pictures will NOT make it to the forums.

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Why go through all the pain and effort to get hammered then deprive your fellow brothers of the opportunity to live vicariously through your anguish? POST'EM!!

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

Probably b/c yankee doesn't know how to DL them down from his "new" camera. LOL

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

hahaha yeah we are a family we share and comfort....er...yeah... our brothers and sisters...just look at Sweetz when she had her female friend...your well being is always our concern...
:emb

[LA_MERC_Drax]

I think it was the shot of jager that sent the goose flyin south, me and andy had to pretty much drag him up to the bar and pour it down his gullet. And i was glad to introduce you to your grey cousin, he's good to me.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

LMFAO, but it wasn't until Andy brought the Mexicans into the mix did everyone fuzzy, hehehehehehehehe

P.S. The camera that Reed had uses a simple SD card. The issue isn't him downloading them. The issue would be getting him to actually post.

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

I think it was the shot of jager that sent the goose flyin south, me and andy had to pretty much drag him up to the bar and pour it down his gullet. And i was glad to introduce you to your grey cousin, he's good to me.

A Jager Bomb on Goose?!! Holy ****h... Man THAT Shi0t is wrong, I've seen the bottom of a few Tequila bottles in my day, but when they bust out the Jager RUN the other way baby! That shi0t will kill you, not mention it stains the bathroom tile, the wall behind the toilet and all your wifes fancy towels, when it's forcibly expelled from your pie-hole! Well that's what I've heard...

[Rollout]

From what Andy can't remember, THET HAVE GOT TO MAKE IT ON HERE!

We MUST SEE the carnage the Merc's rought:)

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

I gonna have to get on Yankee to give me the SD card so I can post them. Might have to make a run to see his new house and just happen to pick up the card too.