LA_MERC_johncst
January 21st, 2007, 08:22 AM
> > >>
> > >>>
> > >>>The Perfect Husband
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
> > >>>company's
> > >>>Christmas Party.
> > >>>
> > >>>Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste
> > >>>like
> > >>>alcohol at all.
> > >>>
> > >>>He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
> > >>>As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
> > >>>wrong.
> > >>>
> > >>>Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
> > >>>thing he
> > >>>sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the
> > >>>side > table
> > >>>and, next to them, a single red rose!
> > >>>
> > >>>Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
> > >>>and
> > >>>pressed
> > >>>
> > >>>He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
> > >>>spotlessly clean.
> > >>>
> > >>>So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes
> > >>>when he
> > >>>sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom
> > >>>mirror.
> > >>>
> > >>>Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
> > >>>written
> > >>>in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife
> > >>>in
> > >>>lipstick:
> > >>>"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get
> > >>>groceries to
> > >>>make you your favorite dinner
> > >>>tonight. I love you, darling!
> > >>>Love, Jillian"
> > >>>
> > >>>He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
> > >>>breakfast,
> > >>>steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
> > >>>
> > >>>His son is also at the table, eating.
> > >>>
> > >>>Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
> > >>>"Well, you came home after 3 A. M., drunk and out of your
> > >>>mind.
> > >>>You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you
> > >>>threw up in
> > >>>the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the
> > >>>door."
> > >>>
> > >>>Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such
> > >>>perfect
> > >>>order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the
> > >>>table
> > >>>waiting
> > >>>for me??"
> > >>>
> > >>>His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
> > >>>and
> > >>>when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me
> > >>>alone,
> > >>>lady, I'm married!"
> > >>>
> > >>>Broken Coffee Table $39.99
> > >>>
> > >>>Hot Breakfast $4.20
> > >>>
> > >>>Two Aspirins $.38
> > >>>
> > >>>Saying the right thing, at the right time PRICELESS
> > >>
> > >> __________________________________________________ _______________
> > >>>
> > >>>The Perfect Husband
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
> > >>>company's
> > >>>Christmas Party.
> > >>>
> > >>>Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste
> > >>>like
> > >>>alcohol at all.
> > >>>
> > >>>He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
> > >>>As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
> > >>>wrong.
> > >>>
> > >>>Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
> > >>>thing he
> > >>>sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the
> > >>>side > table
> > >>>and, next to them, a single red rose!
> > >>>
> > >>>Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
> > >>>and
> > >>>pressed
> > >>>
> > >>>He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
> > >>>spotlessly clean.
> > >>>
> > >>>So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes
> > >>>when he
> > >>>sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom
> > >>>mirror.
> > >>>
> > >>>Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
> > >>>written
> > >>>in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife
> > >>>in
> > >>>lipstick:
> > >>>"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get
> > >>>groceries to
> > >>>make you your favorite dinner
> > >>>tonight. I love you, darling!
> > >>>Love, Jillian"
> > >>>
> > >>>He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
> > >>>breakfast,
> > >>>steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
> > >>>
> > >>>His son is also at the table, eating.
> > >>>
> > >>>Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
> > >>>"Well, you came home after 3 A. M., drunk and out of your
> > >>>mind.
> > >>>You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you
> > >>>threw up in
> > >>>the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the
> > >>>door."
> > >>>
> > >>>Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such
> > >>>perfect
> > >>>order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the
> > >>>table
> > >>>waiting
> > >>>for me??"
> > >>>
> > >>>His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
> > >>>and
> > >>>when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me
> > >>>alone,
> > >>>lady, I'm married!"
> > >>>
> > >>>Broken Coffee Table $39.99
> > >>>
> > >>>Hot Breakfast $4.20
> > >>>
> > >>>Two Aspirins $.38
> > >>>
> > >>>Saying the right thing, at the right time PRICELESS
> > >>
> > >> __________________________________________________ _______________