LA_MERC_sexy_dragon
January 20th, 2007, 11:54 PM
Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their
usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and
asked him what he did to have so much energy.The 87
year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It
keeps your energy level high and you'll have great
stamina with the ladies.
"So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the
bakery. As he was looking around, the clerk asked if
he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye
bread?"
The clerk said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.
Would you like some?"
He replied, "I want 5 loaves.
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get
to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the
world knows about this **** but me."
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their
usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and
asked him what he did to have so much energy.The 87
year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It
keeps your energy level high and you'll have great
stamina with the ladies.
"So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the
bakery. As he was looking around, the clerk asked if
he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye
bread?"
The clerk said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.
Would you like some?"
He replied, "I want 5 loaves.
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get
to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the
world knows about this **** but me."