LA_MERC_sexy_dragon
January 20th, 2007, 11:50 PM
YEAR IN REVIEW
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned
later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days, instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call '9' '11'....."duh".....there's no
"eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned
later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days, instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call '9' '11'....."duh".....there's no
"eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!