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LA_MERC_LaTech
January 19th, 2007, 03:42 PM
Chocolate chip Cookies

Ingredients:

1. 532.35 cm3 gluten
2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3. 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4. 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
5. 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
6. 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
7. 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
8. Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
9. 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
10. 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

Steps:

To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation.

In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous.

To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown.

Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25 °C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.

Commentary: Some don't recommend 316 Stainless Steel for the baking sheet, as it will promote the formation of pure carbon compounds along the contact area. One alternate is for two sheets of 3 mil Al with contiguous seams and a 4mm thick enclosed air space filled with standard atmospheric constituents. Normal caveats about food in contact with AL apply.

LA_MERC_Nutria
January 19th, 2007, 03:44 PM
I coulda swore I read 'niner' somewhere in there.

LA_MERC_Dirge
January 19th, 2007, 06:24 PM
Sounds like Sugar cookies to me!

LA_MERC_YellowDog
January 19th, 2007, 08:00 PM
LMAO,,, An engineers take on cookies..

Heres mine...

S!-!it burned that batch, = file 13

S!-!it burned another batch, = file 13

S!-!it burned yet antother batch, = file 13

H3LL with this, Food Lion, here I come... :) !!!

LA_MERC_Drax
January 19th, 2007, 09:36 PM
Hmmm...reactor sizes and component listing in chemical formulas, sounds like my tree and not Andy's.

LA_MERC_Dirge
January 19th, 2007, 09:57 PM
k so to be picky ingredient #1 actually only "contains" gluten and only when introduced correctly in the right enviroment

kk my cook geek moment over

LA_MERC_Andyconda
January 20th, 2007, 02:24 PM
Actaully I'm a cajun cook so my jargon for measurement when cooking ivolves words like "Dash" "Pinch" "Lump" "Pile" and "STK"

STK = Sweep the Kitchen

LA_MERC_Andyconda
January 20th, 2007, 04:24 PM
Also, Isn't the recipe really meaning gluten if it doesn't specifically call for H20. If they are trying to refer to flour as gluten, then yes Robby is right you can't call that gluten. You don't get gluten until you add H20 to flour and then you have gluten. Flour contains gluten but can not be refered to it synonymously as gluten. Keep'em honest Robby.

LA_MERC_Dirge
January 21st, 2007, 10:13 AM
hahaha

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