Magneto should have applied for a patent....

[LA_MERC_Captain_Obvious]

....so he could file a lawsuit - some awesome use magnatism (http://web.archive.org/web/20040408111026/http://teslamania.delete.org/frames/frameindex.html) now they just need to figure out how to use their powers to update their website.

[LA_MERC_Captain_Obvious]

It's Alive, ALIVE!!!! (http://www.keith.4hv.org/coinshrinking/general/)

and this guy wonders why he's still single. It's a shame he's not a redneck. imagine the things he would do with this.....