LA_MERC_Sabre
August 14th, 2006, 08:29 AM
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come
on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dum founded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.
attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come
on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dum founded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.