Make the bleeding stop!

[LA_MERC_Captain_Obvious]

Spark, stop looking at the screen (http://Spark.DoYouHaveEpilepsy.com)

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

LMAO!!!

I dont have it, but i might after this thread...LOL

[LA_MERC_BS]

hahahaha I got dizzy pissed my pants and forgot who I was for half an hour

[LA_MERC_johncst]

BS it's like you'r on a date with a fat chick

[LA_MERC_Spark]

lol!!

[LA_MERC_sLingbLade]

lmao..nice one John :P

[LA_MERC_BS]

hehehe

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

lol

[the noxious]

is that prodigy sped up?! lol
how did you make this?!
ah i figured it out, just type in the persons name in the url, ha.
this is crazy.

[SweetGirL]

']BS it's like you'r on a date with a fat chick

"Date" is not quite what we should call it....*cough cough* lol BS has a strategy that really works. He says when he goes into a bar/club, he overlooks all the hot chicks, overlooks the chicks that are mediocre, and goes straight for the fat chick(s). His friends may snub their nose or mock him for this, but he will have already scored and sat back down to his drink while the fools are still trying hard to snag someone. BS doesn't waste any time - quite smart actually. How do you think he and I met? rofl

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

We call this "hogging"

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

OMG....Hogging.....lol....We used to call this anchor fishing.......

You can either keep casting and reeling or just grab the anchor chain and haul in the "heavy" goods. Guaranteed to catch one every time.

The screen made me go crazy and quit my job wednesday......thanks.

I am officialy unemployed as of the 12th of July. I have a few promising interviews next week. We shall see.