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LA_MERC_Andyconda
February 16th, 2006, 01:25 PM
Ok, I'm at work. Diesel calls me up to reflect on last nights BF2 play. After I get off the phone a guy who was near my office asks "What the hell were you talking about." I was like "What do you mean". He says "Did I hear a niner in there"......Needless to say I laughed so hard I made a snot bubble. Reason being this is what the conversation sounded like. And to someone not knowing the subject it could sound very wierd. Here it is. Now remeber this guy is only hearing my words (So fo affect just read my lines by themselves, lol)

Mike "Hey Andy, whats up"
Andy "]Diesel, what's the word"
Mike "Not much just seeing if your keyboard will function tonight"
Andy "I'm looking for a G15"
Mike "Whoa, stepping up to the plate, huh"
Andy "Yeah, I have the G5"
Mike "Wow, I have the MX510 Optical"
Andy "Yeah, I have the laser"
Mike "Wow, so your upgrading equipment to play the patch you hate"
Andy "It's Ok. F2000 is horrible now with the patch. GL is useless"
Mike "Yeah, did you have any unlocks"
Andy "Yes, I did the L95A1. I waited on the PKM and the P90. I didn't want to waste an unlock"
Mike "Yeah, I messed up and used all mine, but I really like the G36"
Andy "You mean the G36 or the G36E"
Mike "G36E"
Andy "Yeah G36E is good. L95A1 is Ok. Kinda like a scout. M95 is what I prefer. Target uses the M24. When I'm done with the F2000 GL by getting 40 IAR, I will go with either the L95A1 or M95, but I might go with the G36E."
Mike "We might do some special forces to get your 40"
Andy "Yeah at least I wont be on Daqui, Kubra, or Fushi, although I think I could get it on Mashtur or Sharqui"
Mike "Yeah, hey I have to go someone's at my desk"
Andy "Roger that, later"


LOL. Very Funny. Read my staements by themselves and listen to what the guy was hearing. I can see how he was side tracked with it.

LA_MERC_Diesel
February 16th, 2006, 06:46 PM
hahaha...lamo, everytime I get off the phone from you the chick in the cross cubicle is like is that another one of you computer nerd friends, I heard you say all kind of killing **** stuff...I hope you were talkin about computer ****.

LA_MERC_Dirge
February 17th, 2006, 06:08 AM
lmao I get similar things here. "Robby, I didn't know you could fly a helicopter..."

LA_MERC_Andyconda
February 17th, 2006, 07:12 AM
lmao I get similar things here. "Robby, I didn't know you could fly a helicopter..."

LMFAO, that's funny.

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