Everyone needs GOOD friends.

[LA_MERC_goose]

Friendship Between Women--------------------

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his
wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men---------------------------

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he
had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10
best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two
claimed that he was still there.

[Biggs]

lmao

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

hehehe...:laugh:

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

I got your back, gooser....

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

lol, ummm...yeah he just left to go to walmart to get some milk....I'll tell him to call you when he gets back.

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

ROFLMFAO.........admit nothing.....deny everything.

[Wyrm_f00d]

LOL

[LA_MERC_BS]

lol, reminds me of that movie "A guy thing" or at least I think thats the name of it.

[SweetGirL]

lol That is just wrong!! I had a guy tell me recently that he'd have to put one of those inmate/home monitoring bracelets on me to keep "tabs" on me. I dare say he didn't suggest the collar-n-leash thing. (btw, all men suck! reference: Goose's post haha)

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Sweets...the next time Drax says that, you tell him where he can shove that thing... ;-)

[LA_MERC_BS]

Hey, you know what you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

A woman actually told me that one this morning.

[SweetGirL]

And you wonder why you are so lonely, BS? haha This is Jerry's motto - he's a good singer too: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bangbangbang.html

[LA_MERC_BS]

hahaha yeah I love that. I have been actually trying to find just the song.

[LA_MERC_Drax]

Sweets...the next time Drax says that, you tell him where he can shove that thing... ;-)

And i would wanna keep tabs on sweetz because? Someone to clean my house, do my laundry and cook me dinner? :stick

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

LMAO!

[SweetGirL]

Someone to clean my house, do my laundry and cook me dinner? :stick

oh, but as we both know, I am that and sooo much more......

plus, those things sound like YOUR duties around the house :tosser