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LA_MERC_goose
January 17th, 2006, 07:27 AM
Ten reasons men prefer guns over women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another
for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
gun for a backup. :awp:
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

LA_MERC_M@lACHi
January 17th, 2006, 07:42 AM
LMAO!

LA_MERC_LaTech
January 17th, 2006, 08:22 AM
hehe...and I find it amazing that you aren't in the dog house more often...

jk

LA_MERC_Drifter
January 17th, 2006, 08:33 AM
HAHAHA!! Good one Gooser!

LA_MERC_th33_r00k
January 17th, 2006, 08:41 AM
LMAO at the silencer part.

Wyrm_f00d
January 17th, 2006, 02:57 PM
Nice...

Slayer
January 17th, 2006, 04:10 PM
HAHA, good stuff!

SweetGirL
January 19th, 2006, 06:45 AM
LOL LaTech, I bet he NEVER talks this kinda shyt around his wife, ya know what I mean?? He wears a collar, and she has the leash...........we all know it, Goose!! Who needs a silencer when we can just put a muzzle on ya!

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