LA_MERC_Nutria
January 9th, 2006, 06:13 PM
The other night Kate was invited out with the girls. She told her husband she would be home by midnight. While the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. At 3am, she went home a bit loaded. Just as she walked in the door the cuckoo clock cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband might wake up, Kate cuckooed another 9 times.
Kate was really proud of herself with coming up with a solution to be late when totally smashed.
The next morning, Kate's husband asked her what time she got in. Kate, of course, said midnight. He didn't seem mad at all, and Kate felt like she got away with it.
But then he said we need a new cuckoo clock. When Kate asked him 'Why?'
He said.. Well last night the clock cuckooed 3 times, then said 'Oh shiat, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted'.
Hopefully this one is better then the last one fellas.
Kate was really proud of herself with coming up with a solution to be late when totally smashed.
The next morning, Kate's husband asked her what time she got in. Kate, of course, said midnight. He didn't seem mad at all, and Kate felt like she got away with it.
But then he said we need a new cuckoo clock. When Kate asked him 'Why?'
He said.. Well last night the clock cuckooed 3 times, then said 'Oh shiat, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted'.
Hopefully this one is better then the last one fellas.