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LA_MERC_Drifter
January 5th, 2006, 12:03 PM
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

LA_MERC_Diesel
January 5th, 2006, 12:18 PM
well it is better than the last one.... :stick
lol

LA_MERC_Sabre
January 5th, 2006, 12:23 PM
so...Drifter....still nothing to do?

LA_MERC_Drifter
January 5th, 2006, 12:39 PM
so...Drifter....still nothing to do?


Nothing but posting silly stuff so others that have nothing to do can read it!:stick

LA_MERC_LaTech
January 5th, 2006, 01:03 PM
omg, that's just horrible!

LA_MERC_th33_r00k
January 5th, 2006, 01:22 PM
LMAO...it was prolly a relative of mine.

LA_MERC_Yankee
January 5th, 2006, 01:49 PM
Hope no one ever tries that to me. It'd be like like a shaggy rug. :)

LA_MERC_Dirge
January 5th, 2006, 02:27 PM
I thought it was the "Hinney lick" manuver?

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