Hackers Not Allowed

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Starting to seem like every server I go to ends up telling me HACKERS NOT ALLOWED. What a complement boys and girls. We have definately become a very good BF2 squad. Reminds me of the cs days when I knew exactly what the other guys were doing and it made us a kick butt clan. It's probably a good thing we haven't got our own BF2 server yet becuase like our CS server people wouldn't want to play there becuase they think we hack. Truth is were just good ass hats. Great smacktards. Most don't remeber but thats how so many other clans like UGA, lag, FA, and many more were created. They had to get there own server where they could compete. Not until they wanted to know how they stacked against a good clan did they play at LA_MERC. Good job teem, lets continue to dominate. I had a blast as Brents gunner in the MEC chopper, we pwned the entire team. Woohoo!

[Biggs]

rgr tht andy, flying the chopper is fun when ur gunner is on ts! the entire point of the attack chopper is teamwork. the pilot's objective is to get the gunner in position to pwn the battlefield. i have to say just watching u get like 60 kills in a matter of minutes is awesome........asshats, all of us.

that also raises a good point: when we get a server, will people not want to play on it becuase the LAMERCS are bad arse? would we have to go easy on the pubbers? i mean our entire squad is great, we really work well together and i seriously think we could hang with the most hardcore clans out there. i am real excited about or squad play......man we are truly an awesome team!

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

SPAM!!!!

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

Yeah, if we had our own server you would have to run into random trees and die so everyone would not leave...lol

Andy, has gone from "got out of my skies biotch!" to "get out of my helo/plane teamate biotch...bang..bang."
:p:

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

I think Yellow has to be retrained...he just shat on our thread...get outside you mut!!!

[LA_MERC_Skitsvelvet]

Yeah last night was cool, defintely some good ownage!!

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

LOL @ Andy last night, after a uber domination, and biggs goes 50-1/K-D in his J-10 plane.
Which is the equivalent of an AWP in CS.
Andy,"Biggs OMG...you alone have more kills than their top 12 to 15 guys....COMBINED!!!, Biggs you f'ing hack!!" Everyone-->>:laugh::laugh:

MERC = cream crew...we rise to the top!!!

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Andy, has gone from "got out of my skies biotch!" to "get out of my helo/plane teamate biotch...bang..bang."
:p:

LMFAO, last night was a rare moment, I was PO'ed at peeps (teammates albeit that wanted to steal my ride, "I don't think so scooter, BANG BANG"

"Get out of my ride BIOTCH!" BANG BANG

LA_MERC_Andyconda (teamkills) noob with DAO
shortly followed by VOIP, Get out of my ride BIOTCH!", LMFAO, good stuff. The Saki tore me up last night.

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

Yeah that was great...
Andy,"Damn I would have got the gold, if I had not had the -30 points for killing all the nubs." :laugh::laugh:
Oh man, I can see it now, we need a photoshop hax, I will get a screenie of Andy and some nub infront of "his" ride. Then we will have to have some bubble text.
bf2nub, "Asshat how do you know this is your ride?"
Andyconda, "first off that's Mr Asshat to you and second it is the one labled Bad a$$ Mother F'r on it!"
bf2nub, "but I thought that was his?" *he points to Biggs*
Andyconda, "Well... yeah, that one is his, mine is the one that says, get out my ride biotch!!"
BANG BANG!!
:enforcer:

[Biggs]

andy has: "u betta not steal my ride u asshat nub" hax

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

LMFAO, I love this thread, it makes me laugh.

[LA_MERC_Spark]

I wanna play. :(

[LA_MERC_Onji]

finally got my knife badge yay!! and every one of the kills were on snipers lol

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Yeah, kudos to Darren. I watched him earn his knife badge the old fashion way.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Hey Darren I finally got my Veteran Support badge. That SOB was hard to get.

[LA_MERC_Onji]

lol finally. man you were trying all day 16kills, 18kills, not quite 20 every time. hehe, congrats man

[LA_MERC_T4rg3T]

Darren, how many kills was it?

[LA_MERC_Onji]

7

[Biggs]

325 gold medals biotch.......i got my hacks from andy, if anybody asks.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Good Brent, I'm glad someone knows how to use them properly. On a side note. I got to play a round with Brent with no jets and low and behold he is mortal.

[LA_MERC_Skitsvelvet]

A whooping 8 points in one round!! WooHoo!!

[LA_MERC_goose]

A whooping 8 points in one round!! WooHoo!!

Welcome to my world! :D

[Biggs]

lol, man the ground sucketh. if there is no armor or air.........bah. i have a bad feeling about spec ops.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Lol, you always say that "I got a bad feeling about this ground thing"...."I got a bad feeling about this ground thing" Biggs has to be rolling or flying or he looses his serendipity from the Gods that make him a SPM magnet.