New car

[LA_MERC_Drifter]

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.



He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
could zip through traffic around

town.



He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.



"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 10 seconds
or less and my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."



For her birthday, he bought her a brand new set of bathroom scales.



Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

[LA_MERC_goose]

OMG! That is totally gonna sux! lol :D

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

Hints never really work out for them do they?

[SweetGirL]

LOLOL OMG!!! I know you didn't just go there!! My scale is wonderfulllllllllll.....tells me my weight, my BMI according to height, build, etc, % of fat, and % of water...it keeps me in check. Other then retaining Lake Erie from time to time, I am underweight for a 5'7" female. :dunno Been on both sides of the coin on that one. So, no complaints from me!

BTW, you know what the lady did with her stupidarse man..... :gimli: or :duals

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

BTW, you know what the lady did with her stupidarse man..... :gimli: or :duals

Who said the woman stepped on it to go that far that fast. So touchy about weight!?! He saved a shiite load of money though. :dunno :stick

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

lmao...that's evil, man...EVIL!!! (I laughed anyway)

[SweetGirL]

....So touchy about weight!?! ...

Um, yeah, and? I'm a very large woman, don't you know that?!! Some of us heavy people get offended when the subject of "weight" is mentioned! *slap* :slp

[LA_MERC_goose]

I'm a very large woman

OMG! You're all of 100 pounds, fully dressed, soaking wet with a brick in each pocket!
:stick

[[sG] Dutchman]

I am underweight for a 5'7" female. :dunno
geee 5'7'' that pretty freaky cus thats about all the girls height at my school.Wow, man they are hot, I wanted to go on the tennis team or soccer but missed the tryouts. >:( :D :D :D :D

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

Um, yeah, and? I'm a very large woman, don't you know that?!! Some of us heavy people get offended when the subject of "weight" is mentioned! *slap* :slp

Define "big" sweetgirl. You could halve me and make two of you.

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Um, yeah, and? I'm a very large woman, don't you know that?!! Some of us heavy people get offended when the subject of "weight" is mentioned! *slap* :slp

Please dont feed the trolls...

We all know youre NO WHERE NEAR "very large". Go sell that snake oil elsewhere woman. :p:

[SweetGirL]

Okay, okay - there are parts of me that are bigger then others........... ;) (like my mouth lol)

[LA_MERC_Heater]

OMG the first true thing that ever came out of a womens mouth..lol

[SweetGirL]

OMG the first true thing that ever came out of a womens mouth..lol

:slp And the other would be "yes, honey, it is really that small". :P