Tonight's the night

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Ok, I played a lil single player today to get a feel for it all....HUGE game. Anyways, how do I find you tards tonight when I log on?? WHat server will you be on?

Im LA_MERC_CFH

[LA_MERC_Onji]

BB go get teamspeak quick! this is how we communicate and coordinate. Follow my little guide here:

http://www.lamerc.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77252

When you join, be sure to right click your self and add voice.

Also, be sure to set it to 'push to talk' and assign yourself a talk button.(also in my guide) We dont want to hear no heavy breathin! lol

Then join the BF2 channel, see you there!

[Biggs]

guys i am rdy to get some blackhawk time in. i need 90 points to get next promo!

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

BB go get teamspeak quick! this is how we communicate and coordinate. Follow my little guide here:

http://www.lamerc.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77252

When you join, be sure to right click your self and add voice.

Also, be sure to set it to 'push to talk' and assign yourself a talk button.(also in my guide) We dont want to hear no heavy breathin! lol

Then join the BF2 channel, see you there!

Ive got TS f00..Ill be there. :)

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

/me looks around and doesn't see cfh...

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

West Coast time tard...Im there now but had to come here for da patch.

[Texas_Lawdog]

cowboy....... i just got the game too ......... you will like it

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

Ahh Andy, Dirge and T4rg3t are so proud of you!!!!
In true MERC fashion...on his first map, as he is doing pretty good...then

LA_MERC_CFH /teamkills/ whoever....lol
then another...then another...then.....da boot!!!
so to keep it straight 1 server = 1 boot
In the words of Andy, aka Obi Wan T-K'nobi
"The force is strong in this one"

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

uh-oh, we have a TK4? lmao Welcome to the fold, young padawan.

[LA_MERC_BS]

Didn't Brent make General last night or something? I know Lawdog got the boot for smacktarding

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

Yeah for the record last night we had:
Biggs---> Sgt.
Diesel---> Corp.
Lawdog--->PFC
2 nubs kicked---> Lawdog/CFH

[Biggs]

rgr tht, congrats on the promos.

dieseil u just need another 15000 to get sarge,

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Hehe...If it wasn't a MERC, I shot it. Our squad color was green so blue, yellow, red...I kilt it. Its all the same to me. I had a few guys a lil unhappy with me.

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

hahahaha...Scott is from Cali...that Liberal biatch does not discriminate, he will shoot any color on sight!!! LMAO!

[LA_MERC_Onji]

Diesel and Biggs, what weapons did you unlock?

[Biggs]

i got the engi shot gun first, my favorite weapon so far. i got the medic gun second, on single shot i can snipe with the thing, good for long range crapy for up close. i and thirdll i unlocked the anti tank shot gun. its sweet, i can fire 12 shots really quick, similar to the enig gun.

i really have no need for the other unlock as i only play engi, with ocassional runs as medic or anti tank, so these were good for me.

but if you play other classes, i hear the g3 and the pkm are awesome, pkm especially.

[LA_MERC_Skitsvelvet]

Can't remember who unlocked the PKM from Merc but he said it was good on damage but the accuracy sucked.

Next one I am going to unlock will probably be the G36.

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

I am unlocking the Jackhammer, since I play Engi so much.
I did not get to do it last night, but hope to do it when I get home.

[LA_MERC_BS]

I unlocked the G3. When alll else fails I pull that thing out. The knock down power is awesome on it(about 3 hits for a kill). Not much on long range accuracey, but as an assualt gun, it was a very good choice.

[Biggs]

the jackhammer is my weapon of choice, u will enjoy!muahahaha

[LA_MERC_eX1|eS' ch1|d]

In another month when I make it to Corporal(insert whine here) I'm going to unlock the Jackhammer. I play engineer like there's no tomorrow now and that pumping occassionally gets me killed. Most of the nubs we play against can't hit me as long as I keep moving but sometimes they get me. Remember, the tank is your friend.

[LA_MERC_BS]

Oh you must be one of the back flip, sideways jumping, hang time, double spin grenade tossers thats been killing me. Those guys are impossible to hit at any distance.

[LA_MERC_Skitsvelvet]

oh you mean one of the Queer Bunny Hopping Fairies??


I only have 6200 more points to go!!!

[LA_MERC_Onji]

']oh you mean one of the Queer Bunny Hopping Fairies??


lol, are they supposed to hold still so you can kill them? hehe

[LA_MERC_eX1|eS' ch1|d]

Dude I'm a jumpin, spinning, laying down in midair, shoot you in da face on my last shot kinda guy. I'm just making pretty outlines the first 6 shots, you know give em a sportin chance. But I'll have you know that I'm not a fairy just yet, still waiting on my ribbon to register.

[Biggs]

i hear in the new patch the bunny hopping will be dealt with, thank god almighty.

ok u know how we have the sprint meter that gets exhausted when u run, well jumping will exhaust the sprint meter quickly so you can only jump once or twice in a row.

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Beer be praised!

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

what!
No wonder Dirge is always disconnecting, he feeds his computer Beer.
why Beer be praised?