LA_MERC_Onji
August 2nd, 2005, 06:28 PM
man I almost peed myself reading this!
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097
(some bad language, and banner ads)
This is my favorite:
Step On Land Mines! - When driving a jeep at the fastest possible speed, you may notice a big red skull and crossbones icon appearing on the right of your screen. This means that a witch is chasing you and you've got to get out of there as soon as possible or else she'll throw her level 34 skeleton at you! Look for a small, round, black teleporter which will magically whisk you away to a beautiful new location, usually about 40 meters straight up. If one of your teammates decides to kill you while traveling there, be sure to punish them, because it's not your gd fault a witch was chasing you and you tried to escape. War is hell, soldier!
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097
(some bad language, and banner ads)
This is my favorite:
Step On Land Mines! - When driving a jeep at the fastest possible speed, you may notice a big red skull and crossbones icon appearing on the right of your screen. This means that a witch is chasing you and you've got to get out of there as soon as possible or else she'll throw her level 34 skeleton at you! Look for a small, round, black teleporter which will magically whisk you away to a beautiful new location, usually about 40 meters straight up. If one of your teammates decides to kill you while traveling there, be sure to punish them, because it's not your gd fault a witch was chasing you and you tried to escape. War is hell, soldier!