Was your Horoscope deformed due to the latest attack by NASA?

[LA_MERC_Captain_Obvious]

There is a Russian astrologer who feels the universal well being and natrual order was attacked by NASA's recent purposeful comet impact. Apparently she feels NASA should compensate her $300 Million for damages to her deformed horoscope (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050705/ap_on_fe_st/russia_comet_case)

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

She's not Russian...she's a black woman with a fake Jamaican accent who really goes by the name "Miss Cleo"...

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yeah, it deformed mine too! I went from "get a freaking life" to "YOU ARE THE MAN!" I'm all for NASA blowing up crap. ;)

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

I wonder if I can sue, because I'm certain we have just angered the aliens who were peacefully joy-riding the cosmos on the comet before we slammed into it. We're all gonna die!!!! I gotta go get my black Reeboks! I'll be right back!