LA_MERC_goose
June 30th, 2005, 07:12 AM
Things you don't want to hear from tech support
1. Do you have a sledgehammer or brick handy?
2. ... that's right, not even MacGyver could fix it.
3. So -- what are you wearing?
4. Bummer Duuuuuuuude.
5. Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.
6. Press 1 for Support, Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes, Press 3 if you're with the FTC.
7. We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.
8. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that.
9. In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.
10. Hold on a second....... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!
1. Do you have a sledgehammer or brick handy?
2. ... that's right, not even MacGyver could fix it.
3. So -- what are you wearing?
4. Bummer Duuuuuuuude.
5. Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.
6. Press 1 for Support, Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes, Press 3 if you're with the FTC.
7. We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.
8. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that.
9. In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.
10. Hold on a second....... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!