Prison Vs. Work

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

Heck Max, I already figured prison was a better deal than working. You just confirmed it.

[LA_MERC_BS]

you know, since you put it that way, I think I'll go knock off a 7Eleven...

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

']you know, since you put it that way, I think I'll go knock off a 7Eleven...


BS, you might as well go all out and knock off a bank or 2, then tell me where you hid the money....
This way I can pay your jail exspences, I will even throw in a sony play station for you.

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

And we can all chip in and buy him a bunch of cigarettes so he can be "Rich" while he's enjoying his time.

[LA_MERC_BS]

A sony playstation and a bunch of cigs ...hmmmmmm, throw in a roll of snuff and you've got a deal lol

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

so he can be "Rich" while he's enjoying his time.

is that what they are calling biatches in prison now? rich?

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Reads first post.....click,ching, checks sites and loads bullets

Reads following posts.....holsters weapon, sits down

[TruckGuy]

You gotta think about the free medical and dental plan you get in the pen too.