The person below me....

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

New game: In this, I will post a statement about the next person to post below me such as "The person below me likes cheese." and that person, whoever it is, will post and say, "Yes, I love cheese. The person below me is slacking off at work." And so on, and on to infinity. You don't have to answer yes. You can answer no, maybe, whatever you like, just answer.

So, let's begin....

The person below me has no clue what entropy is

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yup, don't have a clue.

The person below me had a pop-tart for breakfast.

[LA_MERC_BS]

It was a very good pop tart with blueberry's on top

The person below me is picking his nose

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

It wasn't a pick...it was a scratch!

The person below me wants to be somewhere else

[LA_MERC_goose]

ABSOLUTELY! SC is more gooder than CO.

The person below me wants a steak for supper.

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

That I do, but I have to eat my $1 partycrust Pizza instead :(


The person below me wants a moped

[npor]

Mopeds are pimp.

The person below me has tourettes.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

#&@#!! #$@&! #@#*@*@!!!!

The person below me wants to fight Bill Gates

[LA_MERC_goose]

Not exactly, but I do want to know WTF was he thinking!

The person below me wants to spend three grand on a super gaming PC.

[npor]

What can I say :P

The person below me has had diarrhea for the past 24 hours, every hour, on the hour.

[LA_MERC_Temp]

lost 30 pounds, but stopped up 10 toilets in the process.

the person below me uses a mac :shootme:

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yup Mac10 is starting be the favorite weapon!

The person below me has "issues"

[LA_MERC_Captain_Obvious]

yep, so many issues of Playboy I can't store them anywhere.

the person below me believes they are Tyler Durden

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

Well, not really I just look like him.

The person below me has a third nipple

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Breast augmentation gone wrong. I thought no one knew.

The person below me sings and plays air guitar in the shower.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

"Boooorn to be wiiiiiiiild...." *ahem* How did you know?!

The person below me remembers where they were when Reagan was shot.

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Quit with the age thing, huh? Yes, I know where I was when Elvis died too.

The person below me can't remember entire months of his past, but is sure they were good.

[LA_MERC_goose]

It's been a month already?

The person below me likes to have their back hair braided

[npor]

So what? I like to express my feminine side.

The person below me has a crush on someone, but is not married to, someone on these forums.

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

Yes I have a crush on Diesel... he sexy

The person below me has some really bad gas.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Yea I know, and it made my Truck backfire for a week !!

The Person below me, is below me because

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

I love you that much Muuuauhhhhhhh

the person below me is very scared by my statment because

[LA_MERC_goose]

It's demented!

The person below me has had a body part repaired, for whatever reason.

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

You guys are brutal. It's just a third nipple! LAY OFF

The person below me secretly shaves their entire body.

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

I like to feel smooooooth, like a baby's....


The person below me likes to watch miget porn

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Attention all of you...I've never done porn in my life......

The person below me once thought about marrying a (not too distant) family member.

[LA_MERC_goose]

I am sooooo busted! I swear I didn't know she was my dad's cousin's ex-wife!

The person below me needs their head examined

[LA_MERC_BS]

Just got back, the Doctor said theres no cure.

The person below me has all the Whitney Houston CD's

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

The only reason I have them is because I'm watching them for goose!

The person below me has gone streaking

[npor]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM! *Braveheart*

The person below me just found out how to add and subtract.

[Silent_Killer]

that would be me. 2 +2 =7

the person below me just came out the closet...

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

Glad you let me out of there... it was dark.

The person below me doesnt wear underwear

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Honestly, who likes panty lines anyway?

The person below me still cries during the beginning of "Bambi"

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Yea, he scares me. Have you see the horns on those animals!!!

The person below me was seen wearing a Pink Too Too AND

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

He has once peed on a bed :)

The person below me is a nub.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Yeah...that's me. I'm a nub...*sniff sniff*

The person below me has big goals for themself

[HENK]

goals right ,....

the person below eats twinkees with a fork

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

It's more like a spork

the person below me needs a nap

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

I'm tired of putting up with spouses bs today.in fact she just slammed the door and took off..and it's only 10:20 am

the person below me has been here before..

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

" TRUE " except she was my girlfriend and I locked the door she slamed on the way out.


The person below me was caught in the bathroom....

[LA_MERC_Drax]

hey! the chicken sandwich from mcdonalds did me wrong...

The person below me uses the term "net positive suction head"..

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

grrrr...why do you have to bring work into this?


the person below me will do it today!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Already did! I called Geico and saved a bundle!

The person below me will have a taco for lunch

[LA_MERC_goose]

Thought about it, decided on Wendy's instead.

The person below me had too many to drink last night and is feeling it today

[LA_MERC_BS]

Man they should really put a warning lable on Cool Aid
The person below me just left the health department

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

Yup, had to Quarantine Maverick. He has the cooties.

The person below me drives a tricycle.

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

Well, it's really a Big wheel. And it ROCKS.

THe person below me digs fat chicks.

[SweetGirL]

I'm not fat........just big boned! Fat people need love too, darn it!

The person below me didn't take a bath today.....

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

I didn't take a bath, I took a shower (in which I sang...of course)

The person below me is looking forward to something

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yup, looking forward to going home!

The person below me has too much time on their hands

[Little Birdy]

Errr.... I do, and not using it wisely... I got a paper due monday that I have 1 sentence written, btu I've known about it for a week! and Calc test too... and CompSci test too.... and Econ Quiz too.... errr So much time and I'm not helping myself by checkin' forums!!!

The person below me knows how to open doors with his(her) foot

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

nope...but I can talk with my butt cheeks


the person below me will regret what is done tonight (ie...take off beer goggles)

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Yeah...had a fight (yeah, I was wrong)...but, lived to tell the tale!

The person below me is afraid of death

[Little Birdy]

Hardly, but I do fear hurting others...

The person below me tried that scene from The Matrix.

[LA_MERC_BS]

Tried it on an old lady in the grocery store. I got my butt kicked and now I'm half man half shopping buggy.

The Person below me learned the value of a dollar today

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Today, Yesterday, the day before that, the day before that, the day before that, the day before that,the day before that, the day before that,the day before that, the day before that,the day before that, the day before that,the day before that, the day before that,the day before that, the day before that,the day before that, the day before that,the day before that, the day before that,the day before that, the day before that,..... AND SO ON :)


The person below me has a big bump between their shoulders....

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yup, my wife calls it a zit sometimes and wished she could pop it - I call it my head.

The person below me wishes they had the lottery numbers

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

Who knew Bingo could be so hard to play....

The person below me has a big butt.

[HENK]

no doubt

the person below me thinks bud light is a beer .

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Beer? Yes...drinkable? No. Killians, baby!!!

The person below me is looking to purchase something over $100

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yup, video card if I can't get mine from my wife's computer.

The person below me doesn't know what a "bent fork" is.

[Little Birdy]

Is that like what I do to the caf's forks...? makin' em flatter or more round, which should it be?


The person below me is havin' trouble with their...

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

...social acceptance ever since Shadow pointed out that third nipple problem of mine.


the person below me can't stand it when...

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

U can't remember the girls name from the night before


The person below me loves it when people....

[LA_MERC_goose]

forget my name.

The person below me like dog kisses

[Little Birdy]

and butterfly kisses.

The person below me had a pet goldfish that died 'cause they poored the bottle of fish food in the tank.

[Merdawk]

It was a pleko, and my mom has yet to forgive me -.-

The person below me has recently locked their keys in their car

[LA_MERC_BS]

Guilty, I locked the keys in my patrol car about a week ago. Very embarrassing because I was in the resturant parking lot waiting on someone to bring me a slim jim.

The person below me wants to quit his job and drive a snow ball truck for a living

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

No, no, no...I want to drive the Zamboni

The person below me forgot it was Yankees birthday today

[Little Birdy]

BAH you're right! I need to go post, THanks!!!$

The person below me actually thinks [s]he's funny, but always is wondering why others aren't laughing

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

I guess that's true. I just blame it on everyone else not having a sense of humor.

The person below me wishes it were Friday

[LA_MERC_goose]

DAMN STRAIGHT! MRA race is Friday!

The person below me wishes a supermodel was their nanny

[LA_MERC_BS]

oh god everyday I wake up with that dream

The person below me hopes size doesn't matter

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Yep, Its not the size of what you OWE its what you did with it....

The person below me wishes they could pay off what they owe.

[LA_MERC_goose]

DAMN STRAIGHT! All of it!

The person below me wishes they were picked in the NFL draft

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

Nope! Not me, I have better things to do than get pummeled by the Giants!

The person below me wants to be just like this dood!

firecracker (http://www.lamerc.com/uploads/firecracker.wmv)

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

What do you mean just like him.... I was the first to try it.

The person below me uses the Counter-Strike radio commands in normal conversation

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

"Roger That" "She's going to Blow!!!!"


The person below me has been on tv....

[LA_MERC_BS]

I was crew member 234 in the original Star Trek series. I was let go after my character got killed when he was part of a beam down party.

The person below me got some great news today

[Little Birdy]

Yes, one of my friends got engaged yesterday!!!

The person below me has to go to the restroom, but makin' a quickstop here first

[LA_MERC_goose]

IT'S PLAYING "Peek-a-boo"!!

The person below me owns a Windows 95 CD

[TruckGuy]

And I'm on dial up!


The person below me just stuck their finger in a....

[npor]

Well, my mom said the pie wasn't ready yet, but I knew it was.

The person below me never got potty trained.

[Merdawk]

Who'd want to? I never have to leave my chair!

The person below me needs a vacation.

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

What's a vacation?

The person below me owns a tickle-me-Elmo.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Don't own one, but I've given one as a gift.

The person below me is drinking a strange combination of drinks.

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yup, shots of Dew chasing them with chocolate milk!

The person below me has a truck in need of a lube job

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Have a truck...need a lube job (wink)

The person below me always forgets to flush the toilet.

[Little Birdy]

Actually, quite opposite... I even flush the stand ups that haven't been....

The person below me doesn't know what Rocky Mountain Oysters are.... ^_^

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yes, I do know what they are and NO, I am not, will not, & have not eaten them before.

The person below me, at one time, forgot to tell one girlfriend about the other girlfriend

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

Hey now...that is a sensitive subject.

The person below me doesn't really work at work.

[TruckGuy]

Yep, you busted me. I do sometimes feel guilty when I take the check on friday, NOT!

The person below me constantly has dreams of being in public naked.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

FREEEEEEE!!... I GOT TO BE FREEEEEE... AS FREEEEE AS CAN BEEEEEE... I GOT TO BE FREEEE!!! Like the BIRDS AND THE BEEEEES!!!!

The person below me had a bad day at the clinic...

[}{y|3ri|)]

Ya and i owe them 2,400 for my arm being broken!

the person below me is going to pay it for me!

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yeah, right after I win the lottery!

The person below me needs to have a bikini wax

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

FREEEE...... I GOT TO BE FREEEE...... FREEEE AS CAN BEEEEEE.... I GOT TO BE FREEEEE :)

The person below me has got to be free!!

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

NAKEY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The person below me is one of those, "We've got 10 more hours to drive. NO, we're not making a bathroom stop. You have to learn to hold it." types of people

[TruckGuy]

Hey, those 20 oz. bottles come in handy, but I'm a guy!


The person below me likes to drive for ten hours naked!

[LA_MERC_goose]

I don't like to drive for ten hours and I definitely don't like driving naked - talk about chaffy the willy.

The person below me has more money in computer parts than the vehicle they drive

[LA_MERC_BS]

hahahahahahaha , I dont even have a vehicle. I have a bike, but it's not even in my name, so technically yes I have more in my PC than I do my car DOH!!!

The person below me spent the summer at the Never Never land ranch with Micheal

[Little Birdy]

Crap, I'm exposed.... I was just givin' him lesson's on being white... teachin' him no rhythm and stuff like that!

The person below me only thought it was a woman...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

And I was right...

I, along with the person below me, am going to have a good weekend

[LA_MERC_goose]

That may be - depends how many beverages get consumed.

The person below me REALLY hates taking tests, of any kind

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

Yeah, when I first got to Iowa I had to take a placement test for Spanish... Statistically I could have done better if I had just randomly guessed

The person below me knows of a good job that he can give Moped because he graduates in under 3 weeks...

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Yeah I know a "street" job you can have... I would be your boss...

The person below me, loves someone who is.....

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

A PIMP? Do I get more money if I suck up? (no pun intended)


The person below me loves to go outside to.....

[LA_MERC_Temp]

go potty. Hey, "SPARE THE TREES, USE THE LEAVES".

the person below me hates me going potty outside

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

it's bad enough stepping in dog crap, now I have to deal human crap?

the person below me has 'experimented in college'

[Suntrails]

Well I did live with a female roommate for 5 years. Sometimes there were up to four of us living together. Stuff happens ya know?

The person below me has had to surrender something at airport security.

[LA_MERC_goose]

THEY KEEP TAKING MY FREAKEN POCKET KNIVES!

The person below me will have a visitor(s) this weekend

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Yep...that's me. Groovy is flying in tomorrow night!

The person below me has been to a foreign country!

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

several...germany, canada (hehehe), mexico, switzerland, loiusiana

The person below me has belches alot!

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

I can't help it! The best part is that if I burp around my mom, she immediately out burps me and laughs.

The person below me is addicted to the "Home Shopping Network" on t.v.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

I bought my first two homes watching that channel!

The person below me knew what I meant about the holodeck... ;)

[Little Birdy]

Not really, I mean... yea, sure I do... err...


The person below me doesn't know how to spell "Louisiana" (*Cough*like*Sabre*)...

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

hey I resemble that remark!!!

The person below me went to Louisiana Tech University

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

"Oh Tech thy halls so beautiful..."

The person below me went to a fake Univ...unlike Tech

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

It was called Fake University (FU)

The person below me misplaces stuff all the time

[HENK]

yep ,right now i am in search of my css skills,and i have no clue where i left them .

the person below me has been on nudist beach (nude)

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Yeah and they kicked my ugly butt off the beach to....

The person below me has a "rash" in places you don't want to know...

[Suntrails]

I'm still trying to figure out how I got posion ivy there...

The person below me actually prefers spam to real meat.

[bxrtsplatter]

Wow!! You know me so well and I know nothing about you. Spam and eggs please.

The person below me wishes they had it this good! :whisperd:

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Allready had it that good, so its all down hill from here :(

The person below me will one day look back and wonder why the @#%$ did I spend countless hour's of my life playing a first person online shooter game like CS??

[Little Birdy]

Yea... I do... I'm sorry *tears*... =\... look you made me cry... psh

The person below me had frisky jungle sex with a two year old Triceritops

[LA_MERC_BS]

I have no explination for my actions and will not mention it ever again

The person below me is scratching his/her head with a very long pause

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

soooooo, why DID you have frisky jungle sex with a two year old Triceritops?

The person below me can answer that

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Well thats what BS has always done.

The person below me loves playing with baby toys...

[LA_MERC_BS]

Dang.... , but you all have to admit that the toys that kids get now days are much much cooler that the stuff we got stuck with back in the day.

The person below me probably had a bad night and will probably sleep most of the day

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

That would be ME... got up at 8 then feel back to sleep in the living room and just got back up and it's 11:30... I just may go back to bed after eating lunch....

The person below me knows something about someone that no one else knows

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

I do. You'll wonder for the rest of your life if it's you or someone else.

the person below me shouldn't be online right now

[HENK]

yep,i should study

the person below me eats sardines for breakfast

[Little Birdy]

Hardly the case... I don't usually eat anything for breakfast!!!!

The person below me has made it to "third base" but never got to "home"... ^_^

[HENK]

i usually skip base 2 and 3 and always make it home!!!!

the person below me knows klingon

[Little Birdy]

bIjatlh 'e' yImev! Hab SoSlI' Quch! naDevvo' yIghoS

........HIja' Yes, maybe a little.... sort of.... errr

The person below me is actually lookin' up these phrase and is gonna post what they mean ^_^

[Merdawk]

No way, I am too lazy to do that.

The person below me will spend the next 10 minutes thinking up a "the person below me" sentence because all the good ones are taken (like I did)

[Little Birdy]

Actually, I really won't... I know mine ^_^


The next person will really go look up what the Klingon used above means and tell all of us

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

bIjatlh 'e' yImev! Hab SoSlI' Quch! naDevvo' yIghoS........HIja'

You stop be smooth mother be happy ___?___ Go away True

bIjatlh <--- You http://cgi.khemorex-klinzhai.de/cgi-bin/muhaqwi?mode=a&suffix=c&compound=1&text=bIjatlh+
yImev! <--- Stop http://cgi.khemorex-klinzhai.de/cgi-bin/muhaqwi?mode=a&suffix=c&compound=1&text=yImev
Hab <--- Be Smooth http://cgi.khemorex-klinzhai.de/cgi-bin/muhaqwi?mode=a&suffix=c&compound=1&text=Hab+
SoSlI' <--- Mother http://cgi.khemorex-klinzhai.de/cgi-bin/muhaqwi?mode=a&suffix=c&compound=1&text=SoSlI%27+
Quch! <--- be happy http://cgi.khemorex-klinzhai.de/cgi-bin/muhaqwi?mode=a&suffix=c&compound=1&text=Quch%21
naDevvo <--- Unknown ?'
yIghoS <--- Go away http://cgi.khemorex-klinzhai.de/cgi-bin/muhaqwi?mode=a&suffix=c&compound=1&text=yIghoS
HIja' <--- True http://cgi.khemorex-klinzhai.de/cgi-bin/muhaqwi?mode=a&suffix=c&compound=1&text=HIja%27


Now this makes little sense, but niether does the person that posted the sentence...

The person below me will have somthing smart to say about this post..

[LA_MERC_BS]

You have got to be kidding me. I don't know where to begin, is it the fact that at some point the klingon language was used, or was it the fact that Dog knew where to find the cheat sheet to it. In any case, good job on tha translation there Warf.

The person below me has often wondered why hot dogs buns come in packs of eight, while the wenners come in packs of ten

[Little Birdy]

I never wondered... it's so you had to buy 40 buns and 40 hotdogs...


The person below me often wonders about what occassion was special to his/her parents 9 months before his/her birthday and will tell us a bit about it ^_^

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

My mother's birthday...August 18th. My birthday is May 18th.

The person below me is DIEING to tell us a "most embarassing moment" story.

[LA_MERC_BS]

Well 18 hours and no one has replied to this post so I better just go on and bite the bullet.

Several years ago I was working as a cook / delivery driver at Pizza Hut. I had to come in one morning at 8 am to make pan dough for the day. Well Pizza Hut didn't open till 10:30 so I had plenty of time to make all this dough. I was all alone in the store with the radio wide open just having a good ole time, when suddenly I felt the urge to fart. So I cocked my leg up and let er rip. Sharted all over myself in the middle of the kitchen. I did one of those boe legged bobles from the kitchen to the bathroom trying not to get shart on me any worse than it already was. I got in the bathroom and discovered that it was bad, I mean really bad. You've heard of a #1 and #2 , well this was a #3 possibly a #4 alarm. Underwear Pants everything was ruined. So I ran out of the bathroom loose pickle, hoping no one was looking through the window, into the back store room. I got a king size garbage bag and cut the bottom out of it. I got into the bag and tied it up in a dress fasion. From there I went on back to making dough. This dough had to be made, or there would be no pan pizza that day. Next thing I know, Manager and a few employees' walk in and bust me wearing a garbage bag. Of course the manager let me go home, but I also had to run to my car which was parked way out in the parking lot. To this day I think I still have nightmares about that day.

The person below me feels sorry for me, but can top that story

[HENK]

i am laughing too hard to be sorry right now

ok this might not be as embarassing ,but only because i didn't get caught.
ok ,well a long time ago,7 years or so ,i think i was like 16, me and my friend took this snowboarding trip down to austria with like some church group or something.we had this double decker bus with tv and also a lavatory.on the way there my friend brought his special alcohol mix which he called chemo-therapie.was somekind of hard brandy with some gatorade or juice .well i have to add that you weren't allowed to drink on the bus ,but we were 16 which makes us legal drinkers in germany at leat for beer and vine.
soooo we drank that stuff and stoped at a rest stop to smoke some cigarettes.
well back on the bus i start feeling bad after a while,i think the chocolate milk and tic tac didn't help(note to myself ,don't go together ).the shaking of that damn bus did the rest .i make it through the shaking bus with twisting head to that tiny lavatory falling left and right.i make it in ,but can't find the light switch ....well at that point i am fighting with myself badly not to throw up ,but finally can't hold it in anymore ,in that shaking ,completly dark chamber.
i thought i was being smart for the situation and felt with my hands where the opening for the toilet was(already having the puke under pressure in my mouth) ,but i wasn't that smart since i didn't realize all i was touching was the seat on the toilet.
it went everywhere!!!i mean everywhere including myself.well from there i am trying to clean up in the dark ,shaking and not even able to stand up unsupported by the wall.
then like 2 ours after passing out in there ,i sneak back to the seat before everyone wakes .
i tell you the bus driver was real happy when he saw it in the morning.i was able to cover my pants the whole time i was exposed before i could change,with my snowboard and bag and the funniest thing is, that the other group was blamed for it .they where seen drinking by the driver .
:D
the person below has an even better fart/poo/throwup story than bs and me

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

LOL Oh My Good Lord!!!

OK mine mite not top yalls. About 9 years ago. While Dragon and I were dating, we go to a guys house in Gautier. Well we started play a drinking game called "3 man" (don't remember how to play that one) well being that it was my first time to play the game ,but not the first time to drink, I got drunk and FAST!!! Well I'm not sure what it was that made me do this but well I got hot (it was in July) So well I started taking off my clothes and stood infront of the air, until one of the guys there said to dragon "hey man whats up with your girlfriend" Well Wayne got me away from the air and got my clothes back on. Well a few minutes later I had to go potty(#1). So I go to the bath room. Well I say it was 5 minutes later but Wayne says about 10, anyway, it was long enough for the guys to say "hey man where's your girlfriend" Well Wayne came back there to check up on me and I was still sitting on the potty not knowing if I've peed or not he comes in there and I threwup all in Wayne's hands ,while I was still sitting on the potty, well I think every guy that was there came into the bath room to make sure I was ok (while I was still sitting on the potty). I only played that game one other time after that but now knowing how to play it I didn't get drunk as much as I did that time. It was SOOOOOO EMBARASSING FOR ME!!!!!!!! I still don't know if I peed or not....

The person below me will tell us all something we didn't know about them self..

[bxrtsplatter]

Remind me never to eat while reading forums!!

Well if you must know I have 8 children. Jay, John. Danny, Ashley,Ariel, Tiana,Justin,Amaya, Sleepy, Sneezy and doc. yeah thats all of them.

The person below me has a prom night secret he/she wants to tell us about.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

My secret is...I never went.

The person below me is in the process of completing a big project

[Little Birdy]

... LOL... I haven't started it... this is not good.... It's due next week.....well rough draft for English Research paper due friday and the paper due next friday... then Comp Sci proj due monday... Calculus test sometime soon... propabalby should find that out.... errr Econ quiz this monday... But yea, the proj. would = all of these.... arg...


The person below me would like to know more about...

[Merdawk]

..the person who had the bright idea to make up a thread about this.



The person below me will tell everyone about the person who had the bright idea to make up a thread like this

[Suntrails]

Once upon there was a guy named Tech who had waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on his hands, so he posted this thread. Then other people with waaaaaaaay too much time on their hands just went to town on it!

The person below me has a funny monkey story.

[}{y|3ri|)]

I thought we said we would never bring that up again...


The person below me has no clue what im talking about..

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

yep, I'm confused


The person below me hates it when people have signitures that are half a page long but have nothing in them.... (::cough:: Merdawk)

[HENK]

yep thats me ,long signatures must be a compensation for shortage somewhere else(cough,..*****)

the person below me has its on theorie about it

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

my theory is to disable signatures...so I have no idea what you are talking about...hehehe

The person below me picks his/her nose

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Oh Oh thats me... NA just kidding but my son LOVES to pick his nose and eat his boogers....


The person below me has done something embarassing in public.....

[bxrtsplatter]

You shouldn't worry yourself about me picking my nose.What you should worry about is where I'm sticking the boogers.

The person below me failed their drivers test 5 times... gee I wonder why?

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Well the guy kept falling off the back of my tricycle during the driving part. It isn't my fault he wasn't fit to do his job.


The person below me will get buried alive in stored useless stuff if he/she opens their closet door.

[Little Birdy]

Well... It used to be like that, but we moved and I got a room twice as big, so now I open my room door and err... well my closets are pretty clean! :)


The person below me is really pondering why Widow had her test on a tricycle....

[LA_MERC_BS]

I think in most states its now madantory for circus performers to be licensed when operating vehicles around or near the public :bike

The person below me is hoping twin striped tube socks will come back in style soon.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Aw yeah, man! Nothing says "in style" like a pair of striped tube socks! BRING BACK THE 80'S!!!

The person below me wasn't around when tube socks were cool

[LA_MERC_goose]

I was around but ... man, those are some stupid looking socks!


The person below me has consumed a pot of coffee today

[LA_MERC_BS]

Man I'm working on it right now.

The person below me wonders if they choked the life out of their boss, would anyone care

[Suntrails]

Do ex-bosses count? Because I think I might get cookie AND a medal for choking my ex-boss.

The person below me is planning something special this weekend.

[Little Birdy]

Yup, going back home friday then comin back up here and then going back home saturday night to surprise mom.... the present I haven't a clue yet...

The person below me forgot it was mother's Day this Sunday

[LA_MERC_goose]

NO FREAKING WAY!? It is? I'm doomed!

The person below me wants to give me $1000 to get my wife a ring

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

You bet I do! Even more!! Do I have it? Pffffff...

The person below me realized that they ended up just like their parents when they told their kid, "Because I said so.".

[bxrtsplatter]

AHHHHH!!! I'm just like my dad!!! why??????

The person below me will find their future husband /wife on an inmate web site.

:ldm

[Little Birdy]

I knew she looked rough, but didn't find out until she gave me the address to the State Pen....

The next 2 people below me feel like two peas in a pod! (who's pea number 1?!?)...

[bxrtsplatter]

I'm too damn big to have another person in this pod with me. Besides....


The person below sleeps in an Easter bunny costume.

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Yup that would be me... I have a cute little pink bunny outfit with ears and a cute little tale with pretty pink lace and ribbon on it....


The person below me like to eat something everyone will think is nasty before bed time.....

[HENK]

sometimes i eat a can of sardines and drink a glass of milk 10 min. after .

the person below doesn't think that is nasty

[Little Birdy]

Nope, just repulsive....


The person below me knows what an integral is...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Please...

The person below me didn't know that they've released a Harry Potter trailer at http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/harry_potter/thegobletoffire/

[bxrtsplatter]

Who really wants to live in a trailer and who is this Harry Potter guy anyway?


The person below me cried while watching Rob Schneider in "The Hot Chick".

[Little Birdy]

That was Mr. Schneider?!


The person below me is just thinking....

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Yep. I do that from time to time.

The Person below me is sleepy and wants to go to bed

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Yep... Its 11:55 and Im gone



The Person below me, wonders just how long this thread is going to make it???

[Little Birdy]

Yup, I'm guessing more than 5 pages! :)


The parrot below me is wondering why they have wings

ps that question came out after I typed parrot....

[LA_MERC_goose]

I'm not a parrot, I'm a goose and I know why I have wings - to fly away from dawgs to far far away places, like the Bahamas.

The person below me shaves their eyebrows for aerodynamics

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....THAT'S what I was supposed to shave. Dang it. Another miscommunication

The person below me gets car sickness REALLY bad

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

When I was traveling in Australia I took Dramamine and would pass out for over 3 hours under the bus seats, then I would wake up and people had drawn pictures all over my face.


The person below me had a prank done to them

[Little Birdy]

Who hasn't?


The Person below me will describe the prank pulled on me ^_^

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

too embarassing....even for you!

The person below me knows what a whizinator is

[bxrtsplatter]

yeah I bought one of those for my son Coqui. he had this bed wetting problem and every time he sprung a leak it would Zap him in the pickle. now he makes it too the bathroom just in time. Im so proud of him.

The person below did something naughty at WalMart....

[Little Birdy]

Well I guess watching was just as bad.... you know the furnature section... well I was walking down the isle... yea...


The person below me will elaborate on the story I started

[Little Birdy]

Well yea, of course I'd come back to finish my story...3 days later!... Anyways yea I turned away after walking halfway toward the couple, ignorant of the fact that they were KISSING... omgosh! ^_^


The Person Below Me Is Very Irritated By Someone Very Close To Them

[LA_MERC_goose]

You got that right - the guy in the next cube has got some annoying sounds!

The person below me know how much rum it takes to make your ears ring and your head thump like a drum

[bxrtsplatter]

3 gallons of Bacardi Rum will make more then than your head thump.


The person below me drank so much last Saturday he/she did something they regret....

[LA_MERC_goose]

That was Friday, Saturday was a blur actually.

The person below me doesn't remember anything from 5 pm Friday until this post

[Little Birdy]

REmember what?

THE PERSON BELOW ME FINDS THEMSELF TYPING WITH CAPS LOCK ON ALOT

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

I DON'T EVer do that crap!!!!!

The person below me will be the last post in this thread.

[LA_MERC_goose]

Yup - been fun but I think we're done.