Kinda funny story

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

I came into work this morning dragging my you know what because I am freakin exhausted......I went and played hockey last night and got home around midnight, went to bed around 2ish......my youngest daughter came into our bed somewhere around 3 (waking me up of course) and she got sick all over our bed at 4:30 am. Knowing that I would feel like crap if I tried to go back to sleep (after cleaning everything up) I decided to go to the gym for a good workout......

here is the funny part....I was telling this to my cubical neighbor and he said to me: "man you are insane, you must be a 'mercenary'!!! I had to laugh at that one....he sees me surfing the forums all day at work..hehehe..everyone asks "what the heck is Louisiana Mercenaries?"

[LA_MERC_goose]

neeeeeeeeed sleeeeeeeeeep! lol

I had someone here at work make the comment that they didn't want to piss me off, I was like, "WHAT?" He said something to the sort, I see you looking at that Mercenary website - it is funny when they don't know what they're saying. :D

[LA_MERC_Spark]

LMAO! If I had a nickle for everyone that has been like.. WTF man when they see me browsing the merc site... :D

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

hehe That happened to me at a group meeting in a class. The girls in my group were like "You're not going to kill us when you're pissed off are you?" I was like "probably not..."

[LA_MERC_Yankee]

hehe That happened to me at a group meeting in a class. The girls in my group were like "You're not going to kill us when you're pissed off are you?" I was like "probably not..."


The key word for Dirge is "probably." There is always a possibility.

:stick

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

That was my roomate last weekend. Except change hockey with drinking... instead of little girl think if a big random girl pukeing in his bed... but having to study the next day.

[Nyc.Coqui]

^????WTF

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

instead of little girl think if a big random girl pukeing in his bed

So is he, like.... into that, or was it unintentional?


Hope he messed around with her before, or at least had her brush her teeth.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Lol, better than that is the 2001 CPL championship in Dallas. I get a group together and we enter the championship as WFO (which when we made it stood for Wide F&8king Open, but when we registered they said we had to explain what the letters stood for and they told us we had to change its meaning so we came up with World Fighting Organization. The first night there at the CPL we get to go to an Aerosmith Concert and we're wearing our CPL laminated badges that say World Fighting Organization and when we're escorted to the front stage (we had an official come get us from the nose bleed section all the way in the back and switched us out for front row (only 7 seats away from the stage) we get a ton of girls following us becuase they thought we were security for the concert with backstage passes. Man we got some goodies out of that one, WOOHOO! That was the first time I ever got high without ever putting anything to my lips. You could cut the smoke with a knife. LOL.

[LA_MERC_BS]

I made the mistake of mentioning to my co-workers that I was going to be out of town for a Lan Party. As they sat in silence starring at me with this WTF look on thier faces, I felt I had to explain to them what a lan party was and who was sponsoring it. I finally ended the conversation after my Captain asked me was this an internet geek terrorist group plotting to destroy card games.

Now every so often I get those "Hey Jerry what are you doing this weekend? You going to hang out with your little friends in the computer clubhouse to talk about taking over the world?" I have found that some things are not worth mentioning sometimes...

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Hey BS... Show 'em pictures with the Hooters Girls from a Merc LAN and tell him "Who's Laughing Now?"

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

lmao BS...I get that from my wife everytime I talk about LAN's....you're just going to a room with a bunch of computer geeks with no life....I tell her....yeah, your point?

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Destroy card games! LMAO

[SnAkEbItE]

Yeah wife's just don't understand; mainly when ever Hooter's in involved.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Ditto my fellow computer clubhouse geeks. My wife was a popular cheerleader in school and is maried to a computer nerd. She's always saying everytime I go to a LAN or playing online "I was a cheerleader for Christ sake, how'd I end up with a nerd like you", to which I promptly whip out the manhood and she goes "Oh yeah"

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

LOL, Andy. I just buy the girlfriend chocolate before I start playing CS that keeps her quiet. To go the LAN, I heard the same thing, "UR such a nerd". I told her that me being a nerd is why I can afford to pay for her crap.

[LA_MERC_Drax]

to which I promptly whip out the manhood and she goes "Oh yeah"

By manhood, you mean bank card right? ;)

[LA_MERC_BS]

My cheerleader softball devil wife divorced me.... I hope that doesn't reflect on my manhood. :dunno

[LA_MERC_Heater]

Andy that is just to funny man..lol