Got this in an email (I didn't write it)

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Though I wish I had....LOL!!!

**10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.





**10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mamis and Papis can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.





**10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:



1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.


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[HENK]

lol some of them really cracked me up ,especially if u live like me in a city where whites are the minority:
"Chicken is food, not a roommate." ahahaah
" 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car."

those are very true,now they actually start putting those spoilers on the ****ty cars as well.u can add that
11.a spoiler aint making it a pimp ride if every door has a different colour.
12.deep frying is not the only method to prepare food

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

AMEN brutha. But where's the redneck stuff? (they're a whole different breed)Oh...oh...I'll come up with some!

[HENK]

yeah i was thinking about the same thing ,or at least i should have made some more additions for the other groups ,but couldn t think of anything.yet!!

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

10 things Rednecks know the rest of the world don’t

1. There is a difference in a Redneck and White Trash.
2. White Trash is what you should have said when you called that sorry good for nothing a Redneck.
3. Rednecks come from farming in the field all day.
4. Rednecks are not what Jeff Foxworthy and that GET ER DONE guy are portraying.
5. Rednecks do not all live in trailers and having missing teeth.
6. You are not insulting a Redneck, when you call them a Redneck.
7. You are insulting a Redneck when you call White Trash a Redneck.
8. Rednecks do not all drive 4 wheel drive trucks and carry a firearm in the back window or glove box.
9. Rednecks will not hesitate to Shoot you’re A$$ if you mess with their family.
10. Red Necks only talk with the southern draw to piss off people that find the southern accent offensive.

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

White Trash is what you should have said when you called that sorry good for nothing a Redneck. You are insulting a Redneck when you call White Trash a Redneck.Ooops. Wasn't up on that. I'll be sure to watch who I call a redneck for now on. A certain "good for nuthin'" sure never earned the title.




Rednecks will not hesitate to Shoot you’re A$$ if you mess with their family.
Will you swear to that? I'll try to get "a certain good for nuthin'" to insult your cousin or something.

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

that's funny....(insert sarcasm here----->>>) I thought most of those did resemble what a redneck was? :stick

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

I think widow is trying to tell us something...I'm trying to read between the lines here...

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

I think widow is trying to tell us something...I'm trying to read between the lines here...
:naughty