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LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 1st, 2005, 08:49 AM
http://www.free-beauty-tips.com/woman-dream.html

LA_MERC_Captain_Obvious
March 1st, 2005, 09:05 AM
Is that Dirge?

LA_MERC_Sabre
March 1st, 2005, 09:12 AM
lmao, I'm so glad that he was covered.

LA_MERC_MadMAX
March 1st, 2005, 09:37 AM
Dirge! I had no idea!!!

Geeze, did it hurt?

LA_MERC_LaTech
March 1st, 2005, 09:39 AM
Probably like trying to pass a watermelon...hehe

LA_MERC_MadMAX
March 1st, 2005, 09:40 AM
DOH! :help

LA_MERC_goose
March 1st, 2005, 11:20 AM
Ok, that right there ... that was messed up!

LA_MERC_Dirge
March 1st, 2005, 11:23 AM
Hmmm, well, I passed something just a few minutes ago, but I wouldn't go picking it up and holding it...

Silent_Killer
March 1st, 2005, 11:23 AM
that reminds me of a joke.


well a man and a woman (who was due to have her baby in a couple days) were sitting at home when the woman goes " honey, my water just broke. so they rush to the hospital and then the doctor tells her, " we have invented this new machine that takes pain from the mother during labor and gives it to the father." well they agree to try it out. right b4 he starts the machine the doctor says " ill turn it to 10% but be warned, its probably more pain then u have ever felt. so the man sits in the chair and the doctor turns the machine on. "wow, i dont feel a thing, turn it up some more. so the doctor turns it to 50% and the man says" i still dont feel a thing" so the doctor turns it to 100% and the man still feels nothing. so they both went through a painless procedure. the next day they come home to find the mailman twitching in pain.

LA_MERC_BS
March 1st, 2005, 11:25 AM
Man, passing a super sonic jalapeno cheese burger is bad, just imagine that thing.

LA_MERC_MadMAX
March 1st, 2005, 11:33 AM
The thought of Dirge passing ANYTHING (solid, liquid OR GAS) scares the poop outta me :)

LA_MERC_Sabre
March 1st, 2005, 11:39 AM
I'm eating lunch, can we stop talking about passing things through dirge's arse please? hehehe

LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell
March 1st, 2005, 11:44 AM
I'm eating lunch, can we stop talking about passing things through dirge's arse please? hehehe

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LA_MERC_M@lACHi
March 1st, 2005, 06:10 PM
Max...You are so right! LMAO!

NoXiOuS
March 1st, 2005, 07:42 PM
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amen to that!

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