LA_MERC_MadMAX
February 25th, 2005, 09:35 PM
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for
several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic
tables, horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly
shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it
was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until
you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the
alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic
tables, horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly
shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it
was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until
you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the
alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.