Sunburn remedy

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

SUNBURN

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible
sunburn.

He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with
second degree burns. He was already starting to blister and in agony.

The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"

The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

[LA_MERC_Drifter]

hahahahaha

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

That's great....

During my school band trip to Hawaii a frosh was too embarrassed to have someone put sunscreen on his back. After the first day he had 2nd degree burns and it completely ruined his whole trip.

So kiddies, put on your sunscreen or you can’t swim with the dolphins

[Daedelus]

haha had a friend in the service fell asleep on the beach at san onofrey beach and when he woke he had bad sunburn bad thing was next night we had a long 26 mile hike and he could put his backpack on so they wrote him up for destruction of government property.
(his body) lol.

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

San Onofrey??? Sure it wasnt radiation burns from the reactor??? :D :D :bb :D :D