Silent_Killer
February 7th, 2005, 08:50 PM
Top 10 Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You
1.Wherever you go you're followed by a potted plant in loafers.
2.The bracelet s/he gave you for Christmas beeps if you leave your cubicle.
3.Office coffee has hint of hazelnut and sodium pentothal.
4.Your name: "Scott." Next to your parking spot: "Reserved for the guy/girl following Scott."
5.Find yourself getting tasered more than with previous bosses.
6.Your new secretary looks a lot like that chick from "Alias."
7.Instead of photos of wife and kids on his/her desk, he has a photo of you sleeping.
8.When you're alone in the Men's/Women's room, a voice tells you to quit blocking the lens.
9.Boss critical of typos in your personal e-mails.
10.The fax machine just coughed.
i saw this and thought it was funny.
although this sometimes happens.
1.Wherever you go you're followed by a potted plant in loafers.
2.The bracelet s/he gave you for Christmas beeps if you leave your cubicle.
3.Office coffee has hint of hazelnut and sodium pentothal.
4.Your name: "Scott." Next to your parking spot: "Reserved for the guy/girl following Scott."
5.Find yourself getting tasered more than with previous bosses.
6.Your new secretary looks a lot like that chick from "Alias."
7.Instead of photos of wife and kids on his/her desk, he has a photo of you sleeping.
8.When you're alone in the Men's/Women's room, a voice tells you to quit blocking the lens.
9.Boss critical of typos in your personal e-mails.
10.The fax machine just coughed.
i saw this and thought it was funny.
although this sometimes happens.