Story of wildlife...

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

A rabbits comes across a bear taking a dump in the woods. The bear says, "Excuse me, do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says, "No."
So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes with him.

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

I think my first grade teacher told me that one :)

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

Who do you think I am?

[Exotica]

That's funny, never heard it before.

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

really? I've got some really nice property in deep south louisiana that is perfect for setting up a small cottage!