Its time to start " A NEW "

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

THIS IS A THREAD OF TOTALY SENSLESS POST

:ldm :whisperd::whisperd::whisperd::whisperd::whisperd: :ldm

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

:) I LUV Cheeseburgers :)

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

If you come home and find a dying mouse on the floor, do you stomp on him or do you just let him die??

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICKEXPIALIDOCIOUS Is a real word :crazyeye

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

Call over the dog and let him play with it for a while. Just don't let him eat it though, it may be poisoned.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

And if you say it loud enough you will allways sound PRECOUSIOUS !! <--also a real word

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

SpaM BuRRgErS R T3I-I B3$T

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

Spam dogs rule

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

sometimes.....i pick my nose

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

ROFLMAO @ Yellowpuppy

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

One, two, three, four
Can I have a little more?
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, I love you

A, B, C, D
Can I bring my friend to tea?
E, F, G, H, I, J, I love you

(Bom bom bom bompa bom) Sail the ship
(Bompa bom) Jump the tree
(Bompa bom) Skip the rope
(Bompa bom) Look at me

(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now

Black, white, green, red
Can I take my friend to bed?
Pink, brown, yellow, orange, blue, I love you

(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now

(Bom bom bom) Sail the ship
(Bompa bom) Jump the tree
(Bompa bom) Skip the rope
(Bompa bom) Look at me

(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now
(All together now) All together now

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

"facetious" is the only word in the English language with all the vowels in order.

[Exotica]

I'm on a mission, gonna take you back and forth, another jam that's gonna make you scream for more, from New York, London, to Amsterdam. Let's #$@&, I wanna Rock your body, Rock- Ferry Corsten

[LA_MERC_BS]

My cat wont eat tomatos

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

My dog likes Pickles!

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

my dog farts...... ALOT!

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

So does mine - only he yelps and runs around the house like something bit him in the arse afterwards - it's amusing to watch actually...

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

If you come home and find a dying mouse on the floor, do you stomp on him or do you just let him die??

I decided to scoop him up in a trashcan and throw him in the field outside...

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

That's so sweet yeller!

A real loving dog, a mouse's best friend :)

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

IM A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT...

HERE IS MY HANDLE...

HERE IS MY SPOUT...

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

:trout

And i'm gonna slap you with a big 'ol trout!

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

NO DOUBT...

NOW CUT IT OUT...

BEFORE I SHOUT...

TIP ME OVER...

AND POUR ME OUT!!!!

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

So let it out and let it in, hey, Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Jude,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

NO MORE BEATTLES...I CANT STAND BUGS...THEY STINK...LIKE STINK BUGS STINK..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

It's only cheating if you get caught and if youre not cheating...YOURE NOT TRYING.

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

I don't believe in Beatles,
I just believe in me

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

Ok, I'm going t bed now...

But, in the morning, I will have:

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

[SaBeR512]

I like eggs

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

I thought about watching t.v. tonight. Didn't.

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

Noel spelled backwards is Leon.

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

the name Fred Derf is the same forwards as backwards.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

racecar

[LA_MERC_goose]

Damn it guys, you're making my head hurt!

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

Cheez-its....Get your own box.

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

let go of my eggo!

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

Melts in your mouth...not in your hand!

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

I once caught a trarantula and named him BOB.

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

If you are what you eat then I'm Easy, Fast and Cheap!

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Bob spelled backwards is Bob. Hmmm.... so is I.

[LA_MERC_JESTER]

Most toilets flush in E flat.

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

"Poo Poo Head"

[LA_MERC_goose]

That's it! I need a freaken beer!

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

i have gas, and customers are looking at me funny...

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

I look funny, and people look at me like I have GAS :)

[Slayer]

No, seriously, who's your daddy?

[LA_MERC_goose]

Pink insulation does not taste like cotton candy

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

You will be

You will be.....

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

yippy kay yay mf!

[Inferno]

Shake what ya got in dem jeans, girl grab da wall and shake it like a dawg!

[LA_MERC_goose]

If a dog is barking and you thump him in the nose, they will quit barking long enough to chew your finger off.

[Exotica]

Shake what ya got in dem jeans, girl grab da wall and shake it like a dawg!
Thanks J, for reminding me of Thanksgiving break!!! :emb

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Never take off from the gas station with the gas nozzle still in the car....

(Dragon did that with me car)....

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

Never lock your keys in the car while left running at the gas pump.

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

why did Carmen IMMEDIATELY pop into my head when I read that????

LOL!

[aCiD]

my dog will drink pepsi and fart :)

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

If you order a triple shot of single malt scotch at a Double Tree Hotel...how much alcohol is that?

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

why did Carmen IMMEDIATELY pop into my head when I read that????

LOL!


I have no clue! LMAO!

[Exotica]

A Joke: Little boy goes up to his mom pointing to his balls, and asks "Mom, are these my brain?" Mother replies "No, not yet."

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Saw this on a bumper sticker at the Home Depot:

Politicians are like diapers. You have to change them often, and for the same reason.

:d:

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

If you order a triple shot of single malt scotch at a Double Tree Hotel...how much alcohol is that?
Just a guess, but 6oz?

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

yep, 6z @ (80-110 proof) so between 40-55% Alcohol. Normally though you dont order a shot of sipping scotch... it hurts too much.

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

right now, there are 4 lights on in my house.

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

Right now there are no lights on in my house...except the glow of the 'ol CRT

[LA_MERC_goose]

I have black paint on my hands and arms - no laughing LaTech, the nozzle was pointing in the wrong direction.

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

ooops... I just took a shower and forgot to put my underwear on.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

the nozzle was pointing in the wrong direction.

I have said the same thing reguarding a Water Hose :doh

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

speaking of underwear Nutria, I got to work and went to hit the head, and realized I put my boxers on backwards...

I felt like a nub...

[Silent_Killer]

i went to school got to 3rd block and forgot we arent supposed to drink in class(the only class where we cant) and i got sent to clinic. first time i set foot in a clinic for 2 years. man that sucked.

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is a quarter really heaver on the Head side?

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

I ate to much for dinner and my belly hurts now...

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

I am babysitting my fiancee'. She got her tonsils taken out.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

OMG, that's horrible. I had my toenail on my left foot cut half way out a year ago and it was bad...a day or two, and she'll be fine.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

OMG, that's horrible. I had my toenail on my left foot cut half way out a year ago and it was bad...a day or two, and she'll be fine.


LOL you BOON!! He said Tonsils,,,as in the things in your Throte ,,, NOT TOENAIL....LAMFAO!!!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Oh...look now, I'm really tired. When I was 4, I had my tonsils taken out too...so there.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

LOL.... :) I figured you was tired..... Our Great UBER LEADER :)