texan

[texan]

Well after getting bugged by my brother, Nutria, I finally decided to join the forums. I have been playing on the 1.6 server for a while now.
I usually play after I put my little girl to bed and if I am not out looking for some stray hairless cats. :ldm

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

It is about time you get your lazy butt on here.

[SweetGirL]

... and if I am not out looking for some stray hairless cats. :ldm

I know someone else who fits into that category....no names mentioned please. lolololol

Heyyyyyaaaaa, Texan, buddddddy!! Good to see you have found your way to the loney bin, er funny farm, umm zoo, I mean the forums. :LOL1 Use as many "smilies" as you possibly can..........we like that. Most importantly, wipe your feet on the rug before entering. *giggles* {yes, I'm in a goofy mood - I got a cookie slice from the Great American Cookie Company today with LOTS of icing on it........that is truly heaven for me...although I have only had four nibbles off it all day! I am a good girl. *adjust halo and pulls up girdle*} Samantha

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

THE TEX-MAN IS HERE!!!! Finally sombody will listen to me when I write something...i'm assuming.....

Nutria is really your brother? I dont know how all of you mercs are connected!

[LA_MERC_Spark]

wusabi knee grow! Welcome!

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

lol, your a boon spark...

I'm in houston bro! ware ah yu?

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

sup Tex, any relative of Nutria will most certainly have an extensive back ground check to be allowed in here :p:
good to see ya

[LA_MERC_Drax]

Sup texan, you sure are a fun kill ;)

[texan]

i was in baytown but now i'm back home in louisiana for a while i guess, but i rather be in texas and that aint no lie. hope that u don't kill me as much next time i play against u drax

[texan]

u happy now rat boy

[SweetGirL]

Somebody wanna show Texan how to "edit" rather then "delete"?? ROFLMAO

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

I will go to his house and show him how to properly apply spam to the forums.

[Inferno]

Welcome, hope u enjoy! Just watch what u say on here cause someone might know you or your friends, no names mentioned.

[PaRaNoiD]

I dont know how all of you mercs are connected!

it's called the 6 degrees of LA_MERCdom

excluding- of course draxi
cuz no one really knows him.... he is actually a PODBOT.

[|Team Moped| Kripto]

LOL, It would be interesting to see a tree of how all of you arrived in this twisted place

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

I sprang from the big-headed branch myself...

[}{y|3ri|)]

A beer introduced me to LA_MERC.

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

I off the twisted Andyconda/Dirge branch
:shootme:
The wife is eternaly grateful :p:

[LA_MERC_goose]

I had to eject from our fighter because Maverick decided he was going to fly through Jesters turbulance. One of God's angels caught me (M@lachi) and sat me on the ground beside a yellowdog and a mad man named Max. That's how I got here.

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

I was bitten by an "Andyconda", and was shown "Mercy"......

my wife feels the same way Diesel....lol

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

I swam through a Diesel spill in a bayou.

[LA_MERC_Drax]

I got shocked by a "spark"...

[Exotica]

My friend tried to hook me up, so I had to set him "straight"!

[LA_MERC_Drifter]

I got burned by the "Heater" and I'll be danged if it's not going to leave a permanent mark!

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

I'm Yankee and Dirge's Love-child

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

I was wfo'ed and got in on a free pass! SUCKAS!!!! Nope, I lost da receipt!