Funniest phone conversations...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

What is the funniest phone conversation you've ever had?

I had one this weekend with a 500lb, saggy all over, woman who was snorting ground up Prozac (or something like that). It was a hoot!!

;)

LT

[blondie]

LOL ummm 500lb that is SEXY well i have a bellybutton :) CAn I hAVE HER #?

[Preludestress]

I had a conversation with my BF's ex. It was great, because she's 15 and kept bringing up her sex life and how much of a ---- she is. Rock on 15 year old stalkers!

[Preludestress]

LOL ummm 500lb that is SEXY well i have a bellybutton :) CAn I hAVE HER #?


not to point out the obvious, but that's disgusting.

WTG freak! :shootme:

[blondie]

ummm freak :dunno :dunno :dunno well ok i am a hot freak then

[Silent_Killer]

CAT FIGHT! i am now taking any and all bets on this fight.

[Preludestress]

I put 2000 on me... i can do that right? Cuz i'm like 6 feet tall, and i could probably squash him like a bug..... :p

[blondie]

LOL I have a few inches on you but who cares i am not trying started anything with you. This was a inside joke. So give up trying to fight with me it is not going to work sooo have a good night

[Preludestress]

yea but i'm a girl, and if your momma taught you right you don't hit girls, so i'd win anyways. I beat up boys for a living :p

[blondie]

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[Preludestress]

as rough as this sounds, i don't believe you.

[Preludestress]

LOL I have a few inches on you but who cares i am not trying started anything with you. This was a inside joke. So give up trying to fight with me it is not going to work sooo have a good night
duely note that this post was edited. and trust me, i was kidding :)

[LA_MERC_goose]

Pre, since you've evidentually been under a rock or in a cave somewhere, Blondie is a lady. Hinch the term SK used, "Cat Fight".

[bighead]

wow erase the hate :) or i'll have to erase them for you :)(the posts that is) :P

[aCiD]

yea, cause if a guy had a name "blondie" he would need that crap beaten out of em.

But seriously, cant we all just get along????????

[Swedish]

yea, cause if a guy had a name "blondie" he would need that crap beaten out of em.


id hit it...with a baseball bat

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

Two, one two three four
Ev'rybody's talking about
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m.

All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance

C'mon
Ev'rybody's talking about Ministers,
Sinisters, Banisters and canisters
Bishops and Fishops and Rabbis and Pop eyes,
And bye bye, bye byes.

All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance

Let me tell you now
Ev'rybody's talking about
Revolution, evolution, masturbation,
flagellation, regulation, integrations,
meditations, United Nations,
Congratulations.

All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance

Ev'rybody's talking about
John and Yoko, Timmy Leary, Rosemary,
Tommy Smothers, Bobby Dylan, Tommy Cooper,
Derek Taylor, Norman Mailer,
Alan Ginsberg, Hare Krishna,
Hare, Hare Krishna

All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance

[Preludestress]

!!!!!!!!! I was kidding.

[bighead]

oh so was i :ldm

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

ahhhh!!!!!!!!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Funny English Words:

Disestablishmentarianism: An opponent of an established order, especially one who opposes state support of an established church (also the longest word in the English language)

Facetious: Playfully jocular; humorous (also the only word in the English language that has all the vowels in order)

Any others?!

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

was at acids house like 3-4 years ago and we thought we would prank call someone (internet was down..doh) so we just tryped in random last 4 digit numbers.. Guy:"hello?" Us:"yea hi, we work for sears, and we were wondering if your enjoying your new refrigerator." Guy:"huh? who is this?" Us:"Sir is your refrigerator running?" Guy:"umm yess?" Us:"then you better go catch it hahahaha" *click*.. yea we were dying laughing.. until 5sec later the phone rings, his dad picks up, next thing we here "FRAAAAANK!!".. dam caller-ID

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

lol, boons

[SnAkEbItE]

Now see that was funny...lol

[Slayer]

Yall always provide entertainment for the bored. LOL

[Silent_Killer]

yep.EoB And Acid are thge retards that everyone laughs at. j/p j/p

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

i'd rather be funny, then funny looking Sk.. thanks though!

[Swedish]

i'd rather be funny, then funny looking Sk.. thanks though!

[bxrtsplatter]

I had a few crazy phone calls. I got a new cell phone number and I guess the person who had it last never told his co-workers his cell phon number had changed. Well after several phone calls explaining that they had the wrong number. The calls kept on coming. So I finally put an end to the phone calls by answering and pretending I was police officer. when they asked for "Bob". I informed them that Bob had just been arrested for murder. Then I started to ask how they were related to Bob. Well after asking serveral more questions. I guess "Bobs' " friends spread the news pretty fast. I have not gotten a call for Mr.Wagner in 3 months. Thanks Nextel your the greatest!

[Redneck]

awww come on get back to the Cat Fight!

[LA_MERC_Drax]

awww come on get back to the Cat Fight!

Thats my special boy!

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

OMG!!! Alan is alive!!!

[Slayer]

It wasn't really a phone call, but I got this strange instant message on my cell phone one morning. Some f00 (didn't recognize the number) sent "who the f-word are u?"

...

I was like WTF? What a way to start your day!