LA_MERC_Sabre
October 26th, 2004, 02:48 PM
Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize
the eggs. Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey
could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by
listening to the bells. Whitey's favorite rooster was old Kerry, a very
fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Whitey noticed
old Kerry's bell hadn't rung at all!!
Whitey went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for
cover. BUT, to Whitey's amazement, Kerry had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
next one.
Whitey was so proud of Kerry, he entered him in the county fair... and
Kerry became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result... The judges not only awarded Kerry the "No Bell Piece Prize"
but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly Kerry was a democrat. Who else could figure out how to win two of
the most politically biased awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them.
layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize
the eggs. Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey
could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by
listening to the bells. Whitey's favorite rooster was old Kerry, a very
fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Whitey noticed
old Kerry's bell hadn't rung at all!!
Whitey went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for
cover. BUT, to Whitey's amazement, Kerry had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
next one.
Whitey was so proud of Kerry, he entered him in the county fair... and
Kerry became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result... The judges not only awarded Kerry the "No Bell Piece Prize"
but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly Kerry was a democrat. Who else could figure out how to win two of
the most politically biased awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them.