TruckGuy
October 15th, 2004, 03:26 PM
This question has been posed by environmental groups: If Jesus were walking the earth today, what kind of car would he drive if he got tired of walking? One theory holds that he would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." Dodge trucks were also popular in heaven's car pool, as evidenced by the warning to Moses' followers not to go up the mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." But most scholars agree that Jesus favored Honda, since it is written that, following his lead, "The Apostles were in one Accord." From the internet