captain obivoius, this is spam for u

[Silent_Killer]

look co it ur new avatar

[LA_MERC_goose]

You need a job. I need someone to pick up the dog poop in my yard, $20 an hour, want it. lol

[Suntrails]

You need a job. I need someone to pick up the dog poop in my yard, $20 an hour, want it. lol

$20 an hour to spend the day outside! Can I take it?

[LA_MERC_Captain_Obvious]

LOL

nice SK

[LA_MERC_goose]

$20 an hour to spend the day outside! Can I take it?
If you don't mind chasing behind my kids, I'm sure my wife would pay you $20 an hour to keep them entertained OUTSIDE.

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

LOL!

[Suntrails]

If you don't mind chasing behind my kids, I'm sure my wife would pay you $20 an hour to keep them entertained OUTSIDE.

If you lived closer, I'd totally take you up on that. Babysitting was my favorite job.

[LA_MERC_goose]

If you lived closer, I'd totally take you up on that. Babysitting was my favorite job.
How far are you from Denver? I'll need some help once I get the family out here.


MOMMMY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Little Birdy]

Lol

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

You don't need someone to babysit that's what benadryl is for. Let'em sleep;)

[LA_MERC_eX1|eS' ch1|d]

And here I've been spending all my money on JD to put the kids to sleep. Friggin hax

[Suntrails]

How far are you from Denver? I'll need some help once I get the family out here.


MOMMMY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

1046.8 miles from St. Paul to Denver is kind of a long way for me to drive for a babysitting job, lol.

Unless, of course, you want to buy me a house out there!!

[LA_MERC_Captain_Obvious]

Try This for rambunctious kids (http://www.lamerc.com/uploads/kidstoned.mpg)

[LA_MERC_goose]

Unless, of course, you want to buy me a house out there!!
How about I give you room and board?

[SweetGirL]

LMAO, CO!!! That's funny as hell! "Do not put in mouth or rectum"........er, umm, which orifice do they suggest you use then??? ROFL

Shadow, you know that Benadryl can also have a reverse effect on some children, causing extreme hyperactivity and aggitation. You have a better collection of drugs and cocktails there, buddy...........grind up a little Percocet and Soma into some mashed potatoes and watch em sleep it off...a little Morphine IM?? :P

[LA_MERC_Drax]

I'm calling child cruelty on ya`ll....