email joke i got

[LA_MERC_Drax]

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to
do more. Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to
"How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. Amen.



MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a bass boat. Amen.

I'm like, wtf, women demand way way too much. The male one is right up my allley. Although blind could be added :)

[LA_MERC_Spark]

in your case nub i gues being blind would be kinda mandatary! LMAO! jp buddy :D

[[uGa] Saint]

LMAO @ Spark!!!! haha PWNT!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

lmao...good one Spark!

[Silent_Killer]

Yes they would have to be deaf. they wouldnt have to listen to tech nag constantly.

[SweetGirL]

Oh, Drax........I have SOOO much to add to this thread. However, I must remember that: I must behave on the forums. I must behave on the forums. I must behave on the forums. I must behave on the forums. I must behave on the forums. I must behave on the forums. :sad:

[PaRaNoiD]

hehe, drax.. you really set urself up for some ownage with that one..

you said "the male one is right up my alley"
though in the MALE PRAYER... he NEVER specified wether the "deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a bass boat" was a man or a woman....

[SweetGirL]

hehe, drax.. you really set urself up for some ownage with that one..

you said "the male one is right up my alley"
though in the MALE PRAYER... he NEVER specified wether the "deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a bass boat" was a man or a woman....

ROFLMAO Good one, Sheep!!! Reading between the lines there, I'm afraid I'd have to say that Drax tends to prefer the man..............man boobies are his favorite.

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

emmm nymphomaniac emmm

[Sergei Criffnoobsky]

LOL that's a good one.

[LA_MERC_Drax]

Read between these lines (the lines between my index finger and my ring finger) ( jack black, school of rock)

[Slayer]

I'm really afraid to say anything on this thread! LoL












Er...







Oops! NOOOO

[LA_MERC_Heater]

Omg ...so owned..hehehe

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

:) I LIKE CHEZZBURGER'S :)

[Krank]

Drax touches my man boobies /cry!

[SweetGirL]

Read between these lines (the lines between my index finger and my ring finger) ( jack black, school of rock)

Somehow verbal communication baffles you, I see. Take your medication, and lie down....it will allll be okay.

Yellowdoggy, chezzburger? huh?

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

I LIKE SPAM












BURGERS..MUHAAAAA

[Silent_Killer]

yellow, did u drink the toilet water again?

[Daedelus]

good jke but getting owned twice because of it may make him think twice before doing it again.

[Blue]

I got your back Drax. From websters:

Main Entry: nym·pho·ma·nia
Pronunciation: "nim(p)-f&-'mA-nE-&, -ny&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from nymphae inner lips of the vulva (from Latin, plural of nympha) + Late Latin mania mania
: excessive sexual desire by a female (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=nymphomaniac&x=12&y=13)

Now, I am not saying Drax does or does not like man boobies, but nymphomaniac refers specifically to a female. "Excessive sexual desire by a male" well there are several words that have that meaning: man, bloke, guy, chap...

[blondie]

How Did I know that Drax would post something like this :) Kisses

[TFL|Navy]

SPAM

EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.... (*nuff said*) :p
- The Dictionary of Dating

[LA_MERC_BS]

Man Drax .....you really stepped off in it on this one. I'm on your side buddy because your absolutly right. If you ask a woman what she wants in a man, she'll make a list that will probably go into 2 or 3 pages long. Ask a man what he wants in a woman and he could write it on a match box. "Hot chick, Not Crazy!!"

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Now BS I told you what kinda woman you need to find but NO you don't want to try and see if it works..... :dunno

[LA_MERC_Drax]

i know BS, but if ya know me, i like trouble :D

[SweetGirL]

Bslap']...... "Hot chick, Not Crazy!!"


Define "crazy". LOLOLOL

You're right, DL....I know you've tried to guide poor ole BS through his choices of women/college girls/old bitties/females (he's not picky lol). He'll never listen!