Photo Hax Competition!!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Greetings one and all...

I am hereby calling up a competition or all you photo haxers out there. I will supply you with one picture, and I want you to search the web and find as many funny and or satirical photos to put this picture into (or this person, should I say). Please find the picture to be photo haxed below. The person that we are going to hax is LA_MERC_SAINT (the goober on the left with "the toothy grin"...please don't use the guy on the right (pistol)).

I will award a prize (to be determined) to the most creative and well done photo hax (1 prize). Judges will be myself, LA_MERC_}{y|3ri|) and Suntrails.

Please ignore all imposters who may try to copy my idea. Thanks.

LaTech

[[uGa] Saint]

oh.... your toast... lol....BRING IT ON!!!

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

MAY I PRESENT THE NEW AND IMPROVED ENZYTE GUY !!


http://www.lamerc.com/uploads/ENZYTE2.jpg

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

that does NOT make me want to use that product.....lol

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Omg, man...that's freakin funny! Come one everyone...where the haxes at?!

[Dresden]

Here is Saint as seen in an Ad from a 70's fashion magazine...

http://web.ecomplanet.com/TABO4628/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/TABO4628CustomImage0096333.jpg

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

MAY I PRESENT THE NEW AND IMPROVED ENZYTE GUY !!


http://www.lamerc.com/uploads/ENZYTE2.jpg



OMG!!!!! LMAO!

[SnAkEbItE]

Here is my quickie, I didn't have any of my haxing software at work.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

My attempts...

[Suntrails]

I haven't seen any that particularly strike my fancy yet. But then I haven't received any bribes yet either, lol.

Cash, sparkley jewelry and tropical vacations will be accepted.

[LA_MERC_Onji]

Here are some templates for everyone to work with if needed, one with shirt, one without. I made them .bmp's so you wouldnt loose image quality.

[Suntrails]

LMAO of Onji's avatar! Look! It's Saint!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

lol...fro, check...goober, check...IT IS HIM!

[LA_MERC_goose]

As if he didn't look dumb from the failed attempt to land the backflip, he still tries to continue with the 'chucks. WTH is up wit' 'dat?

[[uGa] Saint]

so i may have had a little beer in me before i tried to do some kung fu stylez... yall are just jealous that im so 1337!!1!! w00t! waxed floor h4x!

[LA_MERC_Mercy]

okay here are my entries

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

hehehe

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

Thats sessy tech. Shows his moobs.

[[uGa] Saint]

here's another picture for yall to mess around with, this time without a shirt. Just trying to give you guys options... you know... ummm... this is real... im a scary guy.... huge.... ummm...

[LA_MERC_Sniper]

haha you look like a dwarf body builer lol

[Redneck]

Wow Saint you must workout!

[Benny_B]

Jeez saint....I cant believe you put your head on my body again. Yeah sorry everyone, this isnt the first time its happened.

[[uGa] Saint]

lol, redneck finally pops his head outta his hole to give me a pick up line, w00t! you just made my day. *flexes muscles* which way to the gym...?

[Swedish]

Lets hear it for MS Paint!!!!!!!!!!!

[LA_MERC_Drax]

OMG, l33t paint hax sweet dish!

[Silent_Killer]

HA HA THAT LOOKS LIKE SAINT

[PaRaNoiD]

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Please try again by pressing the refresh button in your browser.

An E-Mail has been dispatched to our Technical Staff, who you can also contact if the problem persists.

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YES YOU HAVE INCONVENIENCED ME!!!!
I just wanna post my mspaint hax pic :(( it's really funny

[LA_MERC_Blown68Kamaro]

MAY I PRESENT THE NEW AND IMPROVED ENZYTE GUY !!


http://www.lamerc.com/uploads/ENZYTE2.jpg


You got my vote. :whisperd:

[Merdawk]

Not good with this stuff, but here's my try, and most likely will be my best ><

[Daedelus]

Oh man sweed's work had me bustin up laughing.

[PaRaNoiD]

****READ BEFORE VIEWING ATTACHMENT****
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A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
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[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

OMG! LOL! That was good!

[Silent_Killer]

lmao that was funny

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

HAHAHAAH

[LA_MERC_Shadow]

Sweet!

[NoXiOuS]

ok how do i put a pic on here?
i realllly suck at it

[NoXiOuS]

ok i think i got it

[LA_MERC_Drax]

LMAO tiff! sounds like something alan might do..... :)

[[uGa] Saint]

LMAO, haha... nice tiff.

[Dresden]

OMFG....hahahahahaha

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

This will remain up for one more week...At that time, the judges will pick a winner! So far, we've got some good choices and skills shown here...let's keep it up.

LaTech

[[uGa] Saint]

so when will the winner be announced so that we can move on to photo h4xing someone else, specifically someone other than me, lol... (note to all, latech's revenge is quick and swift... he's like the CS version of the godfather... lmao, ILL GET YOU SOMEDAY SCOTT!!!!)

[}{y|3ri|)]

hahaha ok i think tiff is in the lead so far!!

and saint if i remeber i was the godfather.. hehe
(where you around for the "Merc Hit List?"

[[uGa] Saint]

post at the same time as me will you.... DAMN YOU LATECH!!! my efforts have been thwarted again.... AHHH forum h4x!!

[NoXiOuS]

feel free to hax my pix! lol

[LA_MERC_Blown68Kamaro]

ROFL NICE WORK! :hug1: :hug1:




****READ BEFORE VIEWING ATTACHMENT****
________________________________________
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
________________________________________

[LA_MERC_goose]

LMAO tiff! sounds like something alan might do..... :)
How about be a little more specific when refering to the "Alans"? goober
:stick

[Sergei Criffnoobsky]

haha !!! hilarious :D

[LA_MERC_goose]

Late entry

[Suntrails]

Come on guys! You still have until the end of the week!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Yep...I've already got one prize (we decided that there should be 2 prizes afterall), and will be getting the second one shortly.

Keep sending in the entries!

LaTech

[NoXiOuS]

is mine in the competition? lol

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

All photos submitted to be considered are a part of the competition.

[[uGa] Saint]

just an fyi, the prizes are cool.... so you might wanna do this if you got time, then again i dont like being photo haxed, so maybe you should step away from the computer instead, haha.

[LA_MERC_Onji]

http://www.lamerc.com/users/onji/jackson5.jpg

[LA_MERC_Onji]

http://www.lamerc.com/users/onji/pulp_fiction.jpg

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

feeble attempt

[Swedish]

OMG the pulp fiction one rules

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Well,

The photo hax competition is officially closed and I have to say, there were some very good contributions. Some people have some very twisted ideas (yay!), and some people are even kinda skilled (not me, of course).

Now, when I first started the competition, I said that there would only be 1 prize. Well, half-way through, I changed my mind and added a second prize. The voting for the winners is now over, and I will now let everyone know who won which prize.

Most Humorous PhotoHax is awarded to: PaRaNoiD for the wonderful story/photohax (found here: http://www.lamerc.com/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=131674&postcount=31). Very well done.

Best PhotoHax is awarded to: LA_MERC_SAINT for the "strong man" photohax (found here: http://www.lamerc.com/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=131347&postcount=19). GJ man...

If both of you would PM me your mailing addresses, I will mail you your prize. Once you have received your prize, you MUST take a picture with it and post it (you must...).

Congrats to the both of you, and thanks to everyone for your contributions.

LaTech

[LA_MERC_Onji]

congrats guys!!

[NoXiOuS]

gratz!
who's next?
i vote me.

[LA_MERC_goose]

you MUST take a picture with it and post it (you must...).
If it's a thong, I don't want to see any pictures of Saint! Sh33p can post hers but I DO NOT WANT TO SEE SAINT! lol
Congrats girls.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

no no...the humorous award is humorous, and the good one is a usable item. No clothing.

[Swedish]

RECOUNT!!! I WANT A RECOUNT!!!!
just kidding. congrats guys. im actually glade i didnt win now that i hear the "prize" part.

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

this is a travishamockary!!!!! j/k....gj guys/gals

[[uGa] Saint]

notice that this thread started as a photo hax war after i posted some premiscuous (spelling) pics of LaTech and his hubby on their wedding day... also note that my uber photohax of him stopped around the same time that i "won" the contest, in the words of scott... mwuahahahaha!!! ... now i just have to worry about what the "prize" actually is...hmm

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

I'll give you a hint...it's not battery powered. MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Silent_Killer]

ummmm.....

[[C.O.P.S] InfectioN]

i dont know why someone didnt put him in a david hasslehoff pic

dude would look just like him... LOL

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'LLLLL BE READY................. WHENEVER YOU NEED ME!!!!!! (baywatch song lyrics...)

[Slayer]

If it's a cardboard cutout of you I swear...LoL

[[uGa] Saint]

well, here's the required picture of me with muh prize.

its a 30 pack of black 40x 700mb cd-r's.... w00t!!! these things look bad arse, at first i just thought they had black tops... but they have black undersides too!!! thanks latech!!! w00t!

oh yea... i was brushing muh teeth when i took the picture... ignore the green thing.

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

omg wth?? anytime you wanna throw aways money tech send it here man...shesshh

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Whaaaat?! I said I was giving prizes!

[}{y|3ri|)]

omg saint... you look sooooo hot with your hair wet!

[PaRaNoiD]

Low and behold! I found this in my mailbox today!!

lol, geeeee ty ;)

*funny*

[}{y|3ri|)]

omg thats great lololol

[[uGa] Saint]

gawd latech... you send the good prize to sh33p... you sexist jerk! lol, jk.

wish i had a rubber ducky lover, haha. :(

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

hahaha

Ok, so here was the thinking behind the prizes. PaRaNoiD won the funny pic, so her prize should be funny (and I happen to think rubber duckies are funny). CD's are usefull/good, so the good hax get's the good prize (not that ducks aren't good...)

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

SAINT, If you want, I can get you a duck also...granted, it will not ahve been kissed by anyone...but... ;)

[[uGa] Saint]

an unloved duck??? i think not!

haha, thanks tho latech, im more than happy with the cds, w00t!! :D :D :D ty ty again!!

[Merdawk]

ahaha nice pics tiff and good job with your pic saint, now you gotta burn everyone some music and stuff. I'm in need of some good music :p

[Silent_Killer]

man Sh33p u know That was tech's old rubber ducky? he took that thing everywhere.

[LA_MERC_Drifter]

Yeah and you where giving it kisses too... there is no tellin where that ducks been
lol jp

[Silent_Killer]

bah...that was }{ not me