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LA_MERC_Nutria
August 22nd, 2004, 04:36 PM
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting flies." He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females." he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. " How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."

eNdOfBeGinNinG
August 22nd, 2004, 07:36 PM
lol pretty good man haha

LA_MERC_Drifter
August 22nd, 2004, 07:53 PM
lol.. never would of thought of that

SweetGirL
August 23rd, 2004, 06:58 AM
That's cute, Kreaper!!

LA_MERC_LaTech
August 23rd, 2004, 07:25 AM
lol, good joke!

LA_MERC_Captain_Obvious
August 23rd, 2004, 08:14 AM
hehe

Uther
August 23rd, 2004, 10:04 AM
pretty good.

Seductive
August 23rd, 2004, 10:08 AM
Thats funny! All the male flies at our house always seem to be on the computer. That's weird ??????? But maybe that's because the beer isn't around long enough to land on. ;)

LA_MERC_Shadow
August 23rd, 2004, 11:33 AM
lmao

LA_MERC_Spark
August 23rd, 2004, 12:02 PM
hehehehehe!

Silent_Killer
August 23rd, 2004, 02:32 PM
THAT WAS FUNNY!

Handamer
August 23rd, 2004, 03:06 PM
eh hehe nice

LA_MERC_Dirge
August 23rd, 2004, 07:49 PM
stupid flies

PaRaNoiD
August 23rd, 2004, 09:22 PM
Thats funny! All the male flies at our house always seem to be on the computer. That's weird ??????? But maybe that's because the beer isn't around long enough to land on. ;)

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