32 ways to open a beer.

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

http://www.gaffel.de/frames/biertest-start.swf

[Silent_Killer]

did he just open that in a Rubber dispensing machine? ........ewwww

[}{y|3ri|)]

i think ive done more then that!

[PaRaNoiD]

ohhhhhh, i like the electric drill way!!

..must resist urge to do it..

[Swedish]

Those stupid Germans need to use cans so they can make a #33. SHOTGUN!
step 1. cut a mouth size hole in the bottom side of the can
step 2. lean head back
step 3. place hole above mouth
step 4. open the can.

After a few of those you will look like my boy joe here. he looks pretty tore up, doesnt he?

Sorry about his finger. he was just showing what he thought of my party.

[}{y|3ri|)]

hey dude i called your hotline "1-800-SWE-DISH" and um.. whats the deal with the goat?!?!?!

0.o

[Uther]

They didnt have the easiest way, Wench get and open me a beer.

[Swedish]

hey dude i called your hotline "1-800-SWE-DISH" and um.. whats the deal with the goat?!?!?!

0.o

Shh! no one needs to know about this. you did have to pay the 5.49/min right?

[}{y|3ri|)]

Shh! no one needs to know about this. you did have to pay the 5.49/min right?
no i just pushed in 001000111100 and it was a free call!! muwhaha

[Suntrails]

They didnt have the easiest way, Wench get and open me a beer.

Which she does by breaking it over your head....? lol, just playin'. :stick

[LA_MERC_Drax]

swedish, ya got the whole shotgun technique wrong...let the master shed light...

step 1: Take a key, poke hole in side of can near bottom
step 2: make the hole big enough for your pinkie to fit in
step 3: put your mouth to the hole and face the can up in the air
step 4: open can and suck down the beer

[LA_MERC_Drax]

and btw, i use number 31, what the ole lady did to open my coronas :D

[Swedish]

swedish, ya got the whole shotgun technique wrong...let the master shed light...

step 1: Take a key, poke hole in side of can near bottom
step 2: make the hole big enough for your pinkie to fit in
step 3: put your mouth to the hole and face the can up in the air
step 4: open can and suck down the beer

YEAH! we have a winner. i suck at that because i swallow way to slow and just get the beer all over the place.

[Preludestress]

WTF!!!!!! Ok, not racist, but seriously, this whole time I was picturing sweet cheeks (swede) as a black dude with a harlem globetrotters type fro... lol he r not teh black tho... lol i'm so b00n

[Preludestress]

btw drax - coronas > all. good choice!

[Swedish]

WTF!!!!!! Ok, not racist, but seriously, this whole time I was picturing sweet cheeks (swede) as a black dude with a harlem globetrotters type fro... lol he r not teh black tho... lol i'm so b00n

LOL nope im just a lame white guy. sorry to let you down :( lol