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LA_MERC_eX1|eS' ch1|d
August 11th, 2004, 10:06 PM
your town has there annual parade and Combines, tractors, and four wheelers are in it. And you guys wonder why I don't have broadband internet.

LA_MERC_T4rg3T
August 11th, 2004, 10:08 PM
If? uhhh.. the way your sig looks, the sentence reads "You know you are a redneck if your name is chuck".. hehe :twak

LA_MERC_eX1|eS' ch1|d
August 11th, 2004, 10:10 PM
Bah stupid lag hax and I clicked on the post thread button on accident, but I already know I'm a redneck.

LA_MERC_T4rg3T
August 11th, 2004, 10:10 PM
ahh.. hax. You didn't post anything the first time.. Just an empty thread and then you went back and added text after I posted.. :stick

LA_MERC_RPSNIPER
August 12th, 2004, 06:53 AM
Sounds like my kind of parade...hehehehe. I was raised on a rice farm.

LA_MERC_Drax
August 12th, 2004, 09:21 AM
Ya know you're a redneck.....if your name is....LA_MERC_Redneck :)

Silent_Killer
August 12th, 2004, 09:47 AM
if u and ur dog Both use the tree on the corner, u might be a redneck.

Uther
August 12th, 2004, 09:51 AM
The question is do you have a redneck woman that looks like the singer that sings that song.

Slayer
August 12th, 2004, 09:56 AM
You might be a redneck if you're from the home of the rednecks...

LA_MERC_goose
August 12th, 2004, 10:51 AM
You might be a redneck if you live anywhere close to Florence, SC. lol

aCiD
August 12th, 2004, 11:11 AM
WOOOOO! IM ONE OF THOSE GOO OL BOYS! Near, as in SC period... :d: :d: :d:

Daedelus
August 12th, 2004, 11:27 AM
You might be a redneck if you have a fridgerator on your front porch.

}{y|3ri|)
August 12th, 2004, 11:29 AM
You might be a redneck if you have a fridgerator on your front porch.
whats wrong with that?! lol

Suntrails
August 12th, 2004, 11:32 AM
whats wrong with that?! lol

Yeah, what's wrong with that? I don't want to have to walk all the way inside to get a beer!

}{y|3ri|)
August 12th, 2004, 11:34 AM
i think it would be better stated that,

if you have a cooler or fridge in every room of the house... you might be a redneck

PaRaNoiD
August 12th, 2004, 11:37 AM
Hybrid's Desktop:

Slayer
August 12th, 2004, 11:38 AM
You might be a redneck if you have a fridgerator on your front porch.

You might be a redneck if your wife has more facial hair than you do...

PaRaNoiD
August 12th, 2004, 11:38 AM
You might be a redneck....:

Slayer
August 12th, 2004, 11:39 AM
Continuing my last one you may be french if your wife has more underarm hair than you do...

Silent_Killer
August 12th, 2004, 11:50 AM
OMG! THAT IS WRONG!

LA_MERC_Drax
August 12th, 2004, 01:17 PM
Nice finds tiff :)

LA_MERC_goose
August 12th, 2004, 01:21 PM
Hey! That's cusin Billy Bob playing horseshoes! That was the last picture ma got of him. After that game he died trying to ride a surf board tied to the top a uncle Vinny's van. Last thing he said was "Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

}{y|3ri|)
August 12th, 2004, 01:24 PM
you know sh33p, we are passing out new custom titles today.. want one?!?

hehehe

LA_MERC_goose
August 12th, 2004, 01:27 PM
you know sh33p, we are passing out new custom titles today.. want one?!?

hehehe
I'm gonna suggest

|23|)|\|3ck S|-|33p

just a suggestion.

Daedelus
August 12th, 2004, 01:43 PM

SweetGirL
August 12th, 2004, 02:34 PM
']Continuing my last one you may be french if your wife has more underarm hair than you do...

OMG, I am 1/2 French (Franco-American).....that one hurt really deep.....really deep. lol :sad:

Swedish
August 12th, 2004, 02:53 PM
this town i went to in washington was having a party for the hop season, like the stuff they make beer with(for you non-drinkers that dont know). at the party they had snow mobile drag races in the grass. i think they were gonna race lawnmowers later that night. crazy fools

eNdOfBeGinNinG
August 12th, 2004, 04:53 PM
...if you have ever gotten your nipple bit of by a beaver.. you might be a redneck

SweetGirL
August 12th, 2004, 06:29 PM
...if you have ever gotten your nipple bit of by a beaver.. you might be a redneck

We should ask Drax if he has ever tried this.......................muhahahahah!!

LA_MERC_Drax
August 12th, 2004, 06:47 PM
hey, i'm nowhere NEAR a redneck!

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