Keep me awake!

[Seductive]

Ok, so this week I have to be at work by 5:00, which mean I have to wake up at 3:00 every morning :sad: So needless to say, anything you can post to help me stay awake would be appreciated!!!! :xmas7

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

how about this?

[Seductive]

:dunno ummmm, nope sorry :dunno :ldm

[[uGa] Saint]

how about this... i woke up this morning and stumbled to my door only to find that i had stepped a pile of dog crap. I freaked out for two reasons... stepping in dog crap is one of the nastiest things imaginable, and two, i dont own a dog... turned out to be a krispy kreme doughnut that my gf left out... ughh, still got the shivers...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

hahahahah!!! doughnut hax!!!

[Seductive]

What's nasty is the fact that a krispy kreme doughnut looked like dog poo =\ ewwww.....

[LA_MERC_Onji]

doom3

[[uGa] Saint]

no no, it didnt look like dog crap, all the lights were off tho, and if you've had a Krispy Kreme doughnut, then you should know the somewhat weird texture they get after a day... i was half asleep and when i stepped on it... lets just say i woke up my sleeping gf with some not so pretty words, lol, she thought i had broke my leg cause i freaked out so much

[Seductive]

oh i see... i've had some very LOVELY mornings when i've walked into the kitchen and stepped right into a puddle of dog pee, sometimes two! not the nicest thing to step in first thing in the morning, so i can totally sympathize ;)

[SweetGirL]

You mean you just left the doughnut there after you stepped on it.....not even a lick of the toe afterward??!!! lol A Krispy Kreme doughnut is a valuable commodity in this house.......

[Seductive]

You mean you just left the doughnut there after you stepped on it.....not even a lick of the toe afterward??!!! lol A Krispy Kreme doughnut is a valuable commodity in this house.......
I agree with SweetGirL, instead of yelling at your gf, that situation could have lead to a lot more "fun" things to do ;) but then again, that's just my way of thinking, maybe I'm just wrong :dunno

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

lol you should have seen lauren when she stepped in it.. She was kinda moody to begin with, then she stepped in the 1st puddle then there was ^%@&%!&@$%& 2#$^@^$ then she camled down.. just to step in another puddle lol. I was trying hard not to laugh but she was so mad. I think she made death threats to the dogs

[Seductive]

Of course, like you said, the doughnut was a day old, someone could have gotten sick! ;)

[Seductive]

lol you should have seen lauren when she stepped in it.. She was kinda moody to begin with, then she stepped in the 1st puddle then there was ^%@&%!&@$%& 2#$^@^$ then she camled down.. just to step in another puddle lol. I was trying hard not to laugh but she was so mad. I think she made death threats to the dogs
At least the threats worked. I haven't stepped in pee since. Course i did have to clean up the garbage that was dumped out all over the floor. I guess I can't win. Might as well face the fact that the animals rule the house, not us! :stick

[[uGa] Saint]

haha, i dont think the mood was set after my first minute of cursing... and it wasnt directed at her, at least as far as she knows, lol...

brandon, i woulda been laughing so hard, i have no idea how you kept your cool at all... haha

[SweetGirL]

Idda licked my own toe........the fat woman in me still lives on!! LOL

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

saint you don't know lauren.. If she gets mad at me, she has many ways of pain w/out having to touch you.. infact not touching is one of her technics

[Seductive]

That's the only thing i've tried that gets any kind of response from you! ;) You don't respond to the threats like the dogs do :dunno

[[uGa] Saint]

hahahaha, wife h4x!!
but then again... didnt eob say he turns it down for cs anyways.... what a nut, lol

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

ask my wife, I don't think thats true :p:

[Seductive]

Only if i'm unconscious! ;)

[aCiD]

heres something, .. i woke up round 3amish cause i had a pee alarm go off in my head.. i was like AHH GOTTA PEE!, anyway, i opened muh eyes and guess wut i saw when i did! two HUGE SPIDERS crawling up my covers... i wasl ike OOOOH )*#&$)(*#)$(*#&$)(#*$)(*# GETIIN OFF ME GETTM OFF MUH!! HELP!!!!!! so i threw the covers off and just started pouncing on them screaming SPAWNS OF HELL! anyway after 5mins of pouncing i wanted to see what kind they were and they were two HUGE "writting spiders" the kind that leave a design in the web.. i don't know they scientific name fer them.. but they have a silver face too... so.. EVERYONE who sleeps just think about waking up to two spiders crawling up near your chest area... you won't sleep for weeks! ahhhh
btw, HEY LAUREN AND BWANDON! long tim no siege!

[Seductive]

awww, you killed them? they were probly gonna write something about you in the web, like "tastey" or something ;) j/k, i'da killed them too, dunno if i'da beaten the crap outta them like you did lol, but still woulda killed them =)

[[uGa] Saint]

only thing i have to worry about crawling around in my sheets up here in Wisconsin is Apoc...

and btw, where the h e double hockey stick have you been acid?? gawd, loser...,

[LA_MERC_Drifter]

']only thing i have to worry about crawling around in my sheets up here in Wisconsin is Apoc...


Saint I think you need to read this aloud and then click on that edit button! Cause you are sure leaving the closet door open on that one. LOL

[[uGa] Saint]

no no, its cool my gf knows about it... lol... it was meant as a joke anyways, i meant for it to sound like that drifter, thanks tho, lol

[LA_MERC_Drifter]

lol....I was just lookin out for our local scallywag seeing that the only lookin out for me during that stage was when I was on the server and Corona and }{ said look there's drifter lets knife him. lol j/p

[[uGa] Saint]

yea, corona tried that on me, but sniper usually gets there first, lol...

i heard sweetz didnt have anything happen to her during her scallywag status... im callin girl h4x on that one...

[}{y|3ri|)]

']yea, corona tried that on me, but sniper usually gets there first, lol...

i heard sweetz didnt have anything happen to her during her scallywag status... im callin girl h4x on that one...
she lives with pete.. what more can we put her though?!?!?!?!

lol

[SweetGirL]

she lives with pete.. what more can we put her though?!?!?!?!

lol

Hey now! Me luvs ma Petey. (It's his turn to sweep and mop....gotta keep the waves smooth around here. lol)


Saint I think you need to read this aloud and then click on that edit button! Cause you are sure leaving the closet door open on that one. LOL

~door opens and I approach~ lol Nah, I'll cut ya some slack on that, Saint. We know you're still "in the closet". :doh

[aCiD]

OMFG pwned...
SWeetgirl, your name is a Lie :p:

[SweetGirL]

OMFG pwned...
SWeetgirl, your name is a Lie :p:

LMAO Well, Acid, they say that people get on the computer and try to be something they aren't! LOL My name was originally chosen for me for that exact reason.

[}{y|3ri|)]

LMAO Well, Acid, they say that people get on the computer and try to be something they aren't! LOL My name was originally chosen for me for that exact reason.
right! just like im not a raging alcholic!

[[uGa] Saint]

i find the closet is a comfortable place to sit and reflect... lol, you suck sweetz

[Seductive]

I sit in the closet and reflect too, except i get sent there by brandon when i've been bad, and i need to "think about what i've done" ;)

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

then i join her after a few min.s of thinking..

acid you nubs lol, they were prob water spiders swimming in your drink you left out for a few months.. saint is right, you need to get on cs more~!

[SweetGirL]

I figured I would post this here for all the Monday morning folks. I may try this if Outkast keeps it up! lol :

Dear Tide Corporation: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative - then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product! Well, gotta' go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

I figured I would post this here for all the Monday morning folks. I may try this if Outkast keeps it up! lol :

Dear Tide Corporation: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative - then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product! Well, gotta' go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.LOL thats pretty g00d.

[LA_MERC_Drifter]

lol

run Outkast run!!!!!

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

LMAO... OMG that was great SG hehe

[LA_MERC_goose]

Ok, that right there .... that was messed up!

[}{y|3ri|)]

im very scared now... =x

[}{y|3ri|)]

Im here for you buddy...

[Suntrails]

You know I use Tide, too.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

RUN AWAY!

I'm a Cheer guy because I'm never happy. If I can't be happy, atleast my clothes can be.

[SweetGirL]

ROFLMAO, Jared!! That's funny as hell!! The expression on the male lion's face really does remind me of how Peter looks sometimes when I'm fussin' at him. I go for the jugular too!

Pete has been on the nightsift - 9pm-7am - and has been trying to sleep during the day....which means he wants peace and quiet around here. That's hard to do with the kiddies screaming, singing, and/or crying. So, here lately, he's been the fussy one and snappy. Thank god when this shift ends!