LA_MERC_Sabre
July 1st, 2004, 07:36 AM
3 Guys Meet Jesus In a Cafe
>
> An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
> asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
>
> The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
> Jesus sitting over there?"
>
> The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus
> a cup of coffee on him.
>
> The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back.
>
> He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the
> waitress for a cup of hot tea.
>
> He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus
> over there?"
>
> The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of
> hot tea, "My treat."
>
> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on
> crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
> there, sweet thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!"
>
> He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's
> boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck
> said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "On my bill."
>
> As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him
> and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt
> the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out
> the door.
>
> Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For
> your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back
> straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised he Lord and did
> series of back flips out the door.
>
> Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck.
>
> The Redneck jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me . I'm drawin'
> disability!"
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>
> An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
> asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
>
> The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
> Jesus sitting over there?"
>
> The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus
> a cup of coffee on him.
>
> The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back.
>
> He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the
> waitress for a cup of hot tea.
>
> He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus
> over there?"
>
> The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of
> hot tea, "My treat."
>
> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on
> crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
> there, sweet thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!"
>
> He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's
> boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck
> said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "On my bill."
>
> As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him
> and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt
> the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out
> the door.
>
> Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For
> your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back
> straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised he Lord and did
> series of back flips out the door.
>
> Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck.
>
> The Redneck jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me . I'm drawin'
> disability!"
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