LA_MERC_MadMAX
June 4th, 2004, 08:44 AM
A filthy rich man in North Carolina decided that he wanted
to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft
man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars
to anyone who has the balls to jump in"
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the
gator on the tail and flipping the gator through
the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top
like a K-mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed
out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you
a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex
and some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then
what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sum***** who
pushed me in the pool."
to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft
man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars
to anyone who has the balls to jump in"
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the
gator on the tail and flipping the gator through
the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top
like a K-mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed
out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you
a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex
and some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then
what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sum***** who
pushed me in the pool."