Hey everyone! }{'s girl here!

[Suntrails]

I just wanted to introduce myself lest you all think I'm stalking the forums. }{ got me signed up so I could see what's goin' on for myself. I've read a few of the threads over his shoulder, but now I can actually respond on my own!

Nice to meet you all!

:hi1

[LA_MERC_goose]

Hello Suntrails. Welcome to the Mad House .... well, if you're dating }{, you know all about mad houses. I send my condolences. :D

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

HAHA another Lady in the house!!!! Before to long the Ladies are going to Rule the Merc forums hahaha

Nice to meet you Suntrails...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Hey H! erm...I mean Suntrails.

Welcome to the looney bin. Unfortunately, it doesn't get much crazier than it gets here (just read the counting thread to see what I mean).

Are you, by any chance, related to Frank Zappa?

LaTech

[LA_MERC_Drifter]

Welcome to the forums Suntrails!!!

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

Welcome, to our little cyber-world.
:)

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

hmmm Now Hybrid's othe rpersonalities are actually logging in under different names... We need to send him another box of Prozac...

hehehe Welcome

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

Welcome to the threads!!

[}{y|3ri|)]

hmmm Now Hybrid's othe rpersonalities are actually logging in under different names... We need to send him another box of Prozac...

hehehe Welcome
I thought you told me those where skittles?

Anyhow... Heather, Randy told you that it’s not stalking, it’s observing. Well whatever you want to call it, allow me to do some intros,

Heather meet imaginary friends, imaginary friends meet Heather.

/me whispers "Don’t sit next to dirge, they haven’t cured him yet."

[LA_MERC_goose]

Please ignore the people behind the posts - they are figments of your imagination

[Suntrails]

Please ignore the people behind the posts - they are figments of your imagination

That's what the last doctor told me about the voices in my head ...

Dirge, I hear that the Mayo Clinic here in Rochester can fix people like you.

LaTech, Zappa's a little before my time. Not quite sure what you're talking about.

Dragonlady, Glad to do anything I can to further the cause of female domination in any form.

Thanks for the "welcomes" everyone! And don't worry about lil' ol' me. I can handle quite a bit of crazy.

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Why would I go to the Mayo clinic, when the grocery has all the mayo I need?

[Suntrails]

(Gasp!) You eat mayo??? Miracle Whip is SO the way to go.

[Iccey]

NOOOO stay away from Dirge lol exp. after he goes to hooters lol


was up Suntrails welcome to the place where are ur Nightmares come True lol

}{ the "Skilttles" where For u own good :) (Told u we should have Durged him more)

[LA_MERC_goose]

(Gasp!) You eat mayo??? Miracle Whip is SO the way to go.
Can you pronounce the ingredients in that stuff!? :twak

[Suntrails]

Can you pronounce the ingredients in Cheetos?

[LA_MERC_goose]

Can you pronounce the ingredients in Cheetos?
Nope and I don't eat them either. :D

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

dude if your brain was frozen for half the year you would be gasping as well..:p:
look what has happened to }{ since he left.

[}{y|3ri|)]

Can you pronounce the ingredients in Cheetos?

Ingredients: Enriched corn meal (corn meal, ferrous sulfate,
niacin, thiamin, mononitrate, riboflavin and folic acid), vegetable oil
(contains one or more of the following: Corn, Cottonseed, partially
hydrogenated [cottonseed or soybean], or hydrogenated [corn or
cottonseed] oil), whey, Cheddar cheese (cultured milk, salt, enzymes),
salt, maltodextrin, disodium, phosphate, sour cream (cultured cream,
nonfat milk), artificial flavor, monosodium, glutamate, lactic acid,
artificial color (including yellow 6, extractives of turmeric and
annatto) and citric acid.


ewwwww....

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

LOL @ Goose and everyone else.

Welcome to the loony bin!

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

hi there

[LA_MERC_goose]

artificial flavor

artificial color

YA THINK! That color isn't natural to nothing. And how in the world do you describe that taste? "Humm, tastes like ............... a wheat puff, with cheese! WOOHOO!"

hehehe :D

[Captain]

Dragonlady, Glad to do anything I can to further the cause of female domination in any forums.


Female Domination??? Yall are like salt and Pepper at a Sausage P4ty!! hahahahhahaha

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

Ingredients: Enriched corn meal (corn meal, ferrous sulfate,
niacin, thiamin, mononitrate, riboflavin and folic acid), vegetable oil
(contains one or more of the following: Corn, Cottonseed, partially
hydrogenated [cottonseed or soybean], or hydrogenated [corn or
cottonseed] oil), whey, Cheddar cheese (cultured milk, salt, enzymes),
salt, maltodextrin, disodium, phosphate, sour cream (cultured cream,
nonfat milk), artificial flavor, monosodium, glutamate, lactic acid,
artificial color (including yellow 6, extractives of turmeric and
annatto) and citric acid.


ewwwww....


I can pronounce ALL of them!!!!!


:peek:

[[uGa] Saint]

Oh my god!!! rofl @ Captain... He's right tho, you have about as good a chance at female domination as me knifing Captain on the catwalk, which means you have absolutely no chance and you come away from the event with knife cuts and salty tears.

Welcome to the forums S!!

[bighead]

Hi Suntrails, Welcome to the forums and slap H for me when you see him again :)

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Cheetos remind me of Tastee Wheat. Tastee Wheat...Have you ever tasted Tastee Wheat?

[SweetGirL]

Nice to meet you, Suntrails. Hope you have a laugh or two from the forums....God knows there's enough loonies around here to entertain. lol So, do you PLAY counter-strike? Please don't let Hybrid show you how to play....he himself is still learning. :loser1 (jk) *giggles*

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

made any good dishes lately?

[Suntrails]

So, do you PLAY counter-strike? Please don't let Hybrid show you how to play....he himself is still learning.

Are you kidding me? <i>Play</i> one of H's computer games? I only did that once. He promptly canceled the account.

Besides, I have too much fun teasing him while he plays.

[}{y|3ri|)]

end you know i can ban you right?

And i only canceld the accout cause that game was like crack... and i felt guilty for allowing you to try some of it! And sweetgirl, i "was" in the top 15 so ;p~

[LA_MERC_Yankee]

Are you kidding me? <i>Play</i> one of H's computer games? I only did that once. He promptly canceled the account.

Besides, I have too much fun teasing him while he plays.

You should just do like my wife, log on once, kill Diesel w/out even realy knowing that you killed him and then never playing again.

Welcome to the forums. :violin

[Suntrails]

i only canceld the accout cause that game was like crack... and i felt guilty for allowing you to try some of it!

Sure honey. Whatever gets you to sleep at night. You just remember you <i>offered</i> to let me play. I never <i>asked</i>.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

hahahaha!!! pwned!

GF hax are bad m-kay?

[blondie]

Howdy

[Silent_Killer]

(Gasp!) You eat mayo??? Miracle Whip is SO the way to go.


Im with ya on that one mayo is AHHHH!

Anyway im LA_MERC_Icceys brother SK,The annoying half
(according to dirge,diesel,goose,slingblade Hybrid, Maverick, Acid, LaTech,Madmax,Riverrat,Bighead, Andyconda, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH)

GOD HELP US! TO MANY GIRLS!! wait is that really a bad thing???? :ldm


One tip of advice.STAY AWAY FROM RIVERRAT! :)

[}{y|3ri|)]

simma down now...

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

Well since the forum nub aka... kills us silently as we have to read his post... already has made an apperance so that about cover everyone :p:

[}{y|3ri|)]

except for that nub corona, but he hasnt made a post since 1675.

[Silent_Killer]

Lol thats cofusing diesel

[LA_MERC_Heater]

Welcome to the sever Suntrails.

[}{y|3ri|)]

ohh no... heather and heater have met.. im caught up in my triangle love afair..

waaaaahh

[LA_MERC_goose]

ohh no... heather and heater have met.. im caught up in my triangle love afair..

Which, by the way, sounds pervertedly nasty. **scratches head**

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Why? 'cuz he's in love with triangles?

[LA_MERC_goose]

Well, that too. :nono

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

lmao..if you lived in Minnesota, wouldn't you love heaters as well
it get's cold down...er up there :p:

[}{y|3ri|)]

lmao..if you lived in Minnesota, wouldn't you love heaters as well
it get's cold down...er up there :p:
hurm good point... but i have means of keeping warm (enter squishy lubby dubby comment here)

[Suntrails]

Heater - nice to meet the other... person... in H's life.

And it snowed in Northern Minnesota yesterday!

[LA_MERC_Drifter]

ohh no... heather and heater have met.. im caught up in my triangle love afair..

waaaaahh

Ok....Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this. }{ you need to just let Heater go cause he will break your heart in the end. MUWHAHAHAHA!!!! :bugged:

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Ok...snow in Minnesota yesterday...80+ degrees with rain yesterday here.

America...the land of wacky weather.

[Suntrails]

I'll trade you my weather for yours.

[}{y|3ri|)]

Ok....Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this. }{ you need to just let Heater go cause he will break your heart in the end. MUWHAHAHAHA!!!! :bugged:
ok i wasnt going to do this here... but, heater i just dont think we can work out anymore... im sorry, sheesh this is awkward... its not you its me... i think we should just be friends... Your really sweet...

hurm trying to think of the other phrases ive heard lol...


morning H, notice im still in my office waiting for "someone" to get his act together..

[LA_MERC_Drifter]

ROFLMAO!!!

[LA_MERC_goose]

Ok...snow in Minnesota yesterday...80+ degrees with rain yesterday here.

America...the land of wacky weather.

Columbia, SC was Sunny, Hot and a blistering 88 degrees yesterday - Did I mention the 75% humidity?

[Suntrails]

Screw you all AND your warm weather!!!!!

[}{y|3ri|)]

lol whoaa.. calm down, we will be down south soon enough to catch some of that "good weather."

[Iccey]

}{ i thought me and u had somthing man u just ganna forget about Iccey how could u man :haloween1

[LA_MERC_goose]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, it's 70 degrees and it's raining like a hurricane. And it's biker week at Myrtle Beach and all of these out-of-towners are soaking wet - it's hullarous! :D

[Suntrails]

lol whoaa.. calm down, we will be down south soon enough to catch some of that "good weather."

Sorry. When you only get about 3 months of "good weather," you become highly sensitive about it.

35 days until vacation.

[LA_MERC_goose]

Sorry. When you only get about 3 months of "good weather," you become highly sensitive about it.
That's understandable. We only have three months of not-so-enjoyable weather so I wouldn't know what you were talking about. :D

[}{y|3ri|)]

ok finnally im leaving to goto st paul and setup the colo servers.. be back later =-)

[Suntrails]

That's understandable. We only have three months of not-so-enjoyable weather so I wouldn't know what you were talking about. :D
:twak

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Hey Jared, am I going to have to take a road trip?

Latech

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Uggh, man I just got back from the Mall at lunch... Glad I'm back in the AC. Only about 83 deg with 65% humidity here.

[Suntrails]

So is all this teasing fairly normal for a newcomer? Or am I just getting it because I'm special?

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

If that isn't a baited question, I don't know what one is.

You are special, but this is normal too...how's that?

[}{y|3ri|)]

you making a road trip up here tech?

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

erm...that's one heck of a road trip, man. Like...20 hours or so of driving!

[Suntrails]

You are special, but this is normal too...how's that?

Ooooh. Someone's been teaching you how to talk to girls LaTech!

I was just teasing you all 'cause you were picking on me. ;)

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

you all ? what is that? Is that kinda like y'all? :D

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

hahhahaha...


Ooooh. Someone's been teaching you how to talk to girls LaTech!

Girls...yes. Women...no.

Just kidding H. ;)

[Suntrails]

It's the northern-ized version of y'all. Although most people up here say "you guys." But my parents are from the south (okay, not the deep south, but south).

LaTech: Hey! :rolleyes:

[}{y|3ri|)]

i think she actually said ya'll the other day... turned me on a bit..

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

m'lady...twas a mere jest. Twas not intended to anger thee. Please accept my most sincere and humble appologies.

*note to self...don't say "ya'll" around }{*

[LA_MERC_goose]

I think we should BAN the "y'all" completely. I don't want to see what "turned on" means. euhhhhhhhhhhh!

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

what kind of South?
I mean there is S. Minn kind of south
or Nebraska kind of South
or North Louisiana kind of south.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

North LA is North, man! I still live in the north, as far as I am concerned!
Nebraska is technically "the Mid-West". That's what I was always told Kansas was...freakin Mid-West. I keep telling everyone it's the North, but nobody believes me.

[Suntrails]

m'lady...twas a mere jest. Twas not intended to anger thee. Please accept my most sincere and humble appologies.


Humbled Tech, thy jest was not taken with ill-humor. Dost thou think I am a complete stick in the mud? However, thy sincere and humble apologies are accepted on the condition that thou dost not let H write your posts anymore.

[LA_MERC_goose]

OUCH! OK, MY HEAD HURTS! STOP WITH THE jest AND THE dost - I CAN'T TAKE Y'ALL ANYMORE. :twak

[}{y|3ri|)]

:jail:

Looks like we got busted Tech.

hey but its the thought that counts right?

[Suntrails]

Diesel - They are from Missouri, which I know isn't technically the south, but it is more south than MN.

Goose - lol. Just lol.

[LA_MERC_goose]

Goose - lol. Just lol.

From what I can gather, that is the main reason they let me in this Mad House was because I made them laugh - not only at my lame jokes but you should see me try to play the game too. WOOOO! Talk about hallarious!

[}{y|3ri|)]

no goose, its a equal oppertunity clan requirement, we have to have a few animals just to meet the requirements.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Touche'!

Well...I've spent 15 min looking for a picture of Sir Robin the Brave...but, I can't find anything...I'll think of something here in a bit.

[}{y|3ri|)]

dont hurt yourself tech.

[Suntrails]

And how is my signature coming?

[}{y|3ri|)]

some of us do work at work woman!

[Suntrails]

Who do you think you're foolin'? You told me you hadn't gotten a work-related email in almost a week!

[LA_MERC_goose]

some of us do work at work woman!
And then there are those, like }{, that create funny looking stick drawing for signatures.

[LA_MERC_Heater]

Its ok Hybrid i was just trying to get close to Heather, :stick and now that we have met my plan is working... :ldm :hug1: :mardigras

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Diesel - They are from Missouri, which I know isn't technically the south, but it is more south than MN.


OMg How is that even not technically the South? LMAO j/k (note the usage here :stick)

weee y'all have fun now ya here!

[Suntrails]

Its ok Hybrid i was just trying to get close to Heather, and now that we have met my plan is working...

Don't you get fresh with me boy. :slp

I'm pretty well spoken for at the moment :kiss
(more lubby dubby comments here)